Jurrassic Curmedgeon 🦖

These days I find myself asking one question: What would Dr. Alan Grant do?

I solve problems.

Please don't DM me. It's annoying. Which makes you annoying.

[Jurrassic Curmedgeon 🦖 @johnnystyro]

https://t.co/s2wZfpNhKI

I'm a jackass.

[Jurrassic Curmedgeon 🦖 @johnnystyro]

@IoriMinaseP @libsoftiktok And yet here you are because your parents didn't do the same to you.

[Jurrassic Curmedgeon 🦖 @johnnystyro]

https://t.co/nEjubW94Md

[Jurrassic Curmedgeon 🦖 @johnnystyro]

@TarHeeled67 Or creepily peek over the edge of your bed holding a knife while you sleep.

[Jurrassic Curmedgeon 🦖 @johnnystyro]

Sadly, Geraldine and Ricky are available for Freedom 250.

[Jurrassic Curmedgeon 🦖 @johnnystyro]

Separated at birth?

[Jurrassic Curmedgeon 🦖 @johnnystyro]

@MOSSADil
Do you think Leo Fuchs....will be available for Freedom 250?

[Jurrassic Curmedgeon 🦖 @johnnystyro]

Sadly, Yakety Saki Man has pulled out of Freedom 250.

[CynicalCP2 @CpCynical]

@libsoftiktok

[Jurrassic Curmedgeon 🦖 @johnnystyro]

@nypost Out of curiosity, what race were the 'victims?'

[Jurrassic Curmedgeon 🦖 @johnnystyro]

@nypost Who the fuck microwaves fish? The gun was a little much. I would have tasered everyone present.

[Jurrassic Curmedgeon 🦖 @johnnystyro]

This guy is bravely limiting who may reply. Your name is Tim and you're a dude pretending to be a woman. Your dysphoria does not give you expertise on any issue except maybe how to ignore the squirrels running around in your head.

[Congresswoman Sarah McBride @Rep_McBride]

About to question Secretary Rubio on this president's disastrous and destructive foreign policy.

[Jurrassic Curmedgeon 🦖 @johnnystyro]

@capeandcowell

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@angertab As a practical Catholic and an ardent supporter of the President I can honestly say that this Fishneck guy sucks. Using faith as a political prop is as cringey a thing as anything. The only thing worse is probably leaning into a personal history as a lifeguard in Scranton.

[Jurrassic Curmedgeon 🦖 @johnnystyro]

@HunterBiden

[Jurrassic Curmedgeon 🦖 @johnnystyro]

@RepThomasMassie I'm hoping you step so far over the line some time and get financially ruined like Alex Jones. It would do the world a lot of good if we didn't have to read or hear your retardation.