Johnny Wrangler

full-time drinker, part-time lover, and leader of the war on pants. stay strong

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better, but still frightening

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extremely frightening results here #pant #pants

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I have strong feelings about this: https://t.co/NtsLtSJMNq

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I told my daughter it was time to put on her pants and she ran away.

Never been prouder :)

#getbackhereyoulittlemonster

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#pantspantsrevolution

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I don't have a source, and I don't need one: https://t.co/Q3542ngoHa

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Spooky

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@ChrisHurley11 @readDanwrite @YahooFinance I've always said that I welcome our new pandemic overlord. #provid19

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Stay safe!

And please, retweet and follow us on YouTube and look for our patreon. Not posting the links cause you have to earn it.

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Our organization has been closely following the escalation of the COVID-19 virus. In order to prioritize the health and safety of our members (and the general public) we are releasing the following recommendations:

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4) Continue to follow this account as we will be updating it as the situation unfolds. Our staff will be available 24/7 to anyone with questions/concerns/existential dread.

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@UnderArmour If you look at my twitter history, you can see I'm not a fan of pants.

That said, when I do buy them, I expect them to last a little longer than one winter :/

#mildlydisappointing #doyousellpatches #used15times

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I have moved to America. I have yet to wear any pants. #smallsteps

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@dmcintyre100 @TSNBobMcKenzie @BonksMullet *shorts intensify*

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@jschiralli This is true. Exactly why I wear shorts all year: to cause warmer weather #correlationequalscausation

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Fun fact: the pejorative term "slacker" refers to a wearer of slacks. These persons are generally lazy, and lack the motivation to purchase shorts. #history