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blue belt in gay

[autist @litteralyme0]

How I go to work knowing my unemployed bro is sleeping after playing games all night

[Cloooud |🇺🇦 @GloOouD]

🤣🤣🤣A 🇷🇺Russian special forces soldier fires an under-barrel grenade launcher during a room-clearing drill and accidentally takes a ricochet straight to his balls

[SK Media @SpaghettiKozak]

"We want a high trust, moral society based on Christian values. Also, rape is funny and cool and our favorite president is a pedophile who was never religious in his life."

How do people keep falling for this slop?

[Zoso🇺🇳(🇮🇶) @MesoAnglic]

No one talks about how dominant of a force Sweden was culturally in the 2000s and early 2010s.

Pirate Bay/Copyleft. CSGO. DotA. Pirate Parties. Basshunter. Hatten är din. Caramelldansen. Basshunter. Paradox. Avicii.

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[Global News Monitor @GlobalNewsMontr]

⚡️ U.S. Senator "Roger Marshall": I support resuming airstrikes on Iran, but I mourn the "hundreds of soldiers" we have lost.

[Mason Home Builder @bankertobuilder]

Just designed the perfect strip mall that will get exactly zero visitors each day

[Leanne 🍅☭ @Leannenist]

You are directly paid by the US government

[St. Wilding Gyres @wilding_gyres]

What are Americans actually going to do about it though? All signs point to them taking it up the ass while they salute the flag.

[johm @johnnyy422]

@remarks The future is autism

[a mercury sable @2006Sable]

If there’s something we know 93 year olds are good at, besides driving, it’s interacting with a digital UI

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

An underdiscussed part of modern capitalism is how low-wage workers are often micromanaged every minute they’re on the clock, while many high-wage jobs come with hours of unstructured computer time where no one really cares what you’re doing as long as the work gets done.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

I’m prob projecting as usual re drug stuff but for a bit there it looks like he was hitting Opiate Stare combined with Opiate Stance and then snapped back into it bc of the cameras. Idk. Such a weird end to an even weirder career. He was sweating so much during Buffers intros.

[zero sugar pepsi @ArabMulberry]

I am hearing that on his deathbed Lindsey Graham received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

[Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra]

Lindsey Graham to all Americans: “I’m not with you; I’m with Israel until my dying day.”

You got your wish.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Q: So, have you spoken to Senator Mitch McConnell?

Trump: No.

Q: How's he doing?

Trump: I have no idea.

[Evan Kilgore 🇺🇸 @EvanAKilgore]

HOLY SH*T:

The Judge presiding over Charlie Kirk's murder trial REJECTS the admittance of the State's "compilation" of videos and photos that allege Tyler Robinson was on UVU campus the day of Charlie Kirk's death.

The surveillance footage compilation, made by the Utah State Attorney Office, allegedly show Tyler Robinson on UVU campus twice before the shooting, once during, and once after the footage.

The compilation was REJECTED due alterations including zooming, highlights, and red circles to draw attention to certain details.

The Judge is skeptical of the video alterations and needs authentication.

The State reveals it does NOT have currently have the raw footage, without alterations, on hand.

"I'm sustaining the objection... 12.1 is NOT admitted."

[SheepDog Society LLC @SDSLLC_USA]

John Thune should be indicted for this lie.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Our government thinks we are retarded. They legitimately hate us.

[James Li @5149jamesli]

How does this always happen?! 🤨😒