John Johnson

I spin more rhymes than a lazy Susan and I’m innocent until my guilt is proven. Peace #2big2rig // #PeterCancro

[John Johnson @johnnyyyyyjohn]

@vinny45x Oh brother

[໊ @Dexteriityy]

ight Bra

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Christian Pulisic?

[Zoomer @ZoomerHistorian]

I have fantastic news

[poet @wavstxr]

my dad asked me what the meaning of my tattoo was . nigga it means the hoes gon love dis

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

These guys sound WAY different when you wake them up at 2am. Shhhhhhh……🇺🇸

[$ @jxtsummer]

i should donate my brain to science so y'all can study the last real nigga.

[Seahawks Fan @ChrisFiexen]

Would you rather your girl die or leave you for a Savannah banana

[Modern McCarthyist ☭⃠ @SensibleFascist]

“You have no jurisdiction over Americans and we will not cooperate with any investigations”

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

My homie just asked me if he should move to Humboldt park or New York City

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

Sandler to Taylor Swift: “May you continue to support one another; may your love and connection grow exponentially over the years”

Swift, crying: thank you

Sandler to Travis Kelce: “shabbadoo, tally hoo hoo, DE DOO!”

Kelce, dying laughing: isn’t he the best

[Matt’s Idea Shop @MattsIdeaShop]

250 years ago today.

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

250 more years

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

A cabin, a dog, a lake, fresh air, cocaine, xanax, adderall, klonopin, and percocet. Why do people think they need more than this?