John O'Hanlon

Shooting myself in the foot 140 characters at a time.

[John O'Hanlon @JohnOmite]

When you kiss bae in front of the boys and they know they've lost you for good..#EURO2016

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@KFCBarstool The World Cup final last year afterwards all non soccer fans were calling it one of the most incredible sporting events ever…this is just recency bias

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@Michael_Nania This World Cup has the most goals ever…

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@stoolgambling @Jerrythekid21 @DraftKings A draw in regulation is the bet? @Jerrythekid21

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@RGIII @OuttaPocketRG3 @Gretegiii At no point has he been their best player. You don’t watch soccer.

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@Blutman27 To make it as clear as possible. You’re never allowed to karate chop kick someone who got to a ball first. You get rewarded for getting to the ball faster always

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@JosinaAnderson He got there first. You get penalized for being late. Just bc in your mind your committed to Kicking the ball doesn’t mean anything if someone committed to also getting to the ball but got their faster

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@johndavittontv It’s raining right now and I have outside reservations at 1:30. Will I be good then?

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@StanUsmnt @JasonLaCanfora https://t.co/Cmus9Yt7xt there is an espn article doing exactly what you want.

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@ChrisKlemmer Your brain is so biased it’s insane.

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@CaptainCons It would be the greatest USA sports achievement arguably ever and bring more celebrations across the country than any football team. Come on. Not as patriotic as we thought I guess

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@Buddyloveless I’m saying the most athletic is 99% of the time not what makes a soccer player great. Messi pele maradona. It’s about being quick and amazing with your feet. The taller you are the harder it is.

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@CaptainCons You can’t metal stud someone in the shin? Ever. The easiest red card call

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@StevenCheah Actually incredible planning. He’s the goat.

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@JackMac @frizzaud It’s all games not just WC

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@stoolpresidente And the next game

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@stoolpresidente cant be offsides on your own side of the field

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@KFCBarstool It meant nothing. We clinched already

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@4Evashook Lol wut

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@JPadmore92 Knicks were better in quarters 2-4 in the series. Spurs had a better +/- in Q1 only