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I dabble.

[ⒿⓄⒽⓃ @johnosays]

Me: Taco Tuesdays
CEO: First of all I love it

Me: Wine Wednesdays
CEO: Keep going

Me: Mayo Mondays
CEO: No

Me: Sauerkraut Saturdays
CEO: That's enough

Me: Donut Dursdays
CEO: Get out

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time

[Trilly Donovan @trillydonovan]

This account is living out the European mind can't comprehend this meme.

[ⒿⓄⒽⓃ @johnosays]

It's official- we're so cooked and will be lucky to escape the group. Can't call up a 38 year old (non-GK) and expect any other outcome.

[Charlotte FC @CharlotteFC]

Returning to the World's biggest stage 🫡🇺🇸

Tim Ream has officially been named to the @USMNT FIFA World Cup 2026 roster!

[ⒿⓄⒽⓃ @johnosays]

👏👏👏

[David Benedict 🏳️‍🌈🕎 @eggsbened]

There are days when I miss being an editor and I particularly loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

You can take the player out of Georgia but you can’t take the Georgia out of the player

[sophie @netcapgirl]

this is KD joining the warriors for people who know linear algebra

[CFB Kings @CFBKings]

Not even 24 hours from when this was tweeted and a Georgia player has been arrested in part for driving 95 MPH while weaving through traffic.

[ⒿⓄⒽⓃ @johnosays]

Bill Lee continues to be much more interested in keeping the good ol boys in power than ensuring his constituents have representation. Pathetic, impotent leadership.

[Jeff Yarbro @yarbro]

So, Graceland in Memphis and the Cool Springs Best Buy in Williamson County are in the 9th congressional district bordering Mississippi & Alabama.

But the Graceland Museum and the Cool Springs Mall are in the 5th congressional district bordering Arkansas, Missouri, & Kentucky.

[ⒿⓄⒽⓃ @johnosays]

@GovBillLee Shameful, but not unexpected. Because you know you can't compete by winning the hearts and minds of your constituents, you split up Memphis just like you did Nashville to silence us.

History will not remember this act of cowardice fondly.

[“paula” @paularambles]

they call them crisps there

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I’ll admit, when I was a kid in the 90s I definitely thought that Kid Rock would have less direct involvement with military operations

[ⒿⓄⒽⓃ @johnosays]

@conradburry @wbir BEADS?

[Illia Ponomarenko 🇺🇦 @IAPonomarenko]

Truly — historians, sociologists, and psychiatrists of the future will be making up legends about this period of time.

[ⒿⓄⒽⓃ @johnosays]

@timoconnor006 @justinamash @Durango773 @RepGregoryMeeks This is not going to go well for you 🤡

[Nandkishor @devops_nk]

Honestly, this is the most accurate diagram I've seen.

Waterfall: You plan for 18 months and deliver exactly what nobody needs anymore.

Agile: You deliver something usable at every step, but the CEO keeps asking, "Where's the car?"

AI: You get the car on day one. It has six wheels, the doors are on backwards, and it has a rocket launcher. You spend more time making it yours than actually "building"; it's shaping. owning. verifying. That's what the best AI developers do now. They don't build. They shape and own.

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

“You’re absolutely right. I meant left”

[Backxwash @backxwash]

They are calling this the most cinematic group stage exit ever

[ⒿⓄⒽⓃ @johnosays]

When i think of people i want my kids to emulate, Donald J Trump is exactly at the bottom. given an opportunity to extend grace to a hurting family or at least remain silent, his feeble ego cannot fathom NOT twisting the knife.

He's everything that's wrong with this country.

[ⒿⓄⒽⓃ @johnosays]

@uncledoomer In fairness she never claimed to be Sabrina SUVpenter

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

ITALY: Haha, we drink espresso in the dugout!

DOMINICAN REPUBLIC: Haha, we’re having so much fun hyping each other up!

TEAM USA: We’re listening to a man describe in detail the raid to kill Osama Bin Laden to prepare us to play Canada in baseball.