JohnOsborne

Founder, TLDR Parents

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@chamath All results are attributable to the tongue scraper.

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@elonmusk Pretty sure your actions over the past few months don’t represent the 80% in the middle… maybe you should do a poll

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https://t.co/s1cWx8qA9T via @NYTimes second stupidest thing he’s done

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@SenatorCollins “shocked” again…

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The most disappointing part of this election: many powerful and successful people gave their financial and social capital to normalize Trump.

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Happy birthday @SnoopDogg.

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@dhclapp @yoheinakajima Hey! I think I can do something on the backend that will make this work for you. Will shoot you a note later today.

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@yoheinakajima TLDR Parents is specifically designed to help parents process school emails, including creating calendar events. We're in open beta and would love your feedback! More to come!
https://t.co/2ZSTyzrG51

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@mikeknoop TLDR Parents is specifically designed to help parents process school emails, including creating calendar events. We're in open beta and would love your feedback! More to come!
https://t.co/2ZSTyzrG51

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I guess RFK Jr. can now get back to the work of mishandling roadkill.

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@paulg What are some of the most important, representative examples of “wokeness” by the Democratic party that concerning to you?

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What a fantastic return @Simone_Biles

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Still, I don’t think my focus would have been on my own
appearance. A heroic response would have been 1) Let's get out of here so we don’t get anyone from the Service killed. 2) Were any of the folks in the crowd hurt. Trump’s response was narcissistic, not heroic.

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I’m tired of the narrative that former President Trump was somehow a heroic fighter in the seconds after the attempt on his life. I’ve tried putting myself in his position. What would be going through my head? How would I respond? Fair enough, I’ve had longer to think about it.

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⁦@DavidSacks⁩ ⁦@BillAckman⁩ ⁦@shaunmmaguire⁩ ⁦@elonmusk⁩ Seriously, how is this defensible behavior from a presidential candidate?

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Go @KamalaHarris go! Loving the momentum.

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TLDR Parents is on Product Hunt today. If you've got a minute, come check us out:

https://t.co/LLvSBmngyx

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Goji berries?

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@carencioffi Totally agree. Another: the SF courthouse. Fast Internet, good café. I spent most of 2010 working there.

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via @NYTimes - sad that this craziness has infiltrated SCOTUS… https://t.co/y3SqszWDWA