Matt Johnson

Father. Nerd. Sensei.

[Matt Johnson @johnothecoder]

@GoPhantoms CMON PHANTOMS 👻

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@Ocado Thanks for replying, I’ve sent you a DM

[Matt Johnson @johnothecoder]

@Ocado one of your drivers just overtook three vehicles on the A16 and nearly had a head on with a HGV… 👀 incredibly dangerous driving, certainly falling short of “competent and careful”, I wish I had dashcam of it

[Matt Johnson @johnothecoder]

@RevolutApp think you’ve got some kind of bug in your email system… the “An important step” marketing email has been sent to be about half a dozen times (same email address) this morning 😬

[Matt Johnson @johnothecoder]

@EAHelp

[Matt Johnson @johnothecoder]

@EAPlay downloaded the EA app. Paid for play pro. Library is empty. Reinstalled. Logged out and in again. Restarted Macbook. No useful support available. Truly awful. Never known a subscription game process to be so incompetent.

[Matt Johnson @johnothecoder]

@imposhster101 @MrNishKumar And of course not forgetting money for vanity privatisation projects like HS2 and Rwanda. So the “there’s not enough money” and it’s not economically viable simply doesn’t fly

[Matt Johnson @johnothecoder]

@imposhster101 @MrNishKumar Yeah there’s never enough money 😔

Until it suits political agenda, eg Russian invasion (suddenly we could strip Oligarchs of their assets), DUP “coalition”, tax cuts on inheritance.

I’m yet to see a Tory government more concerned with the public than wealth acquisition

[The SLS Peterborough Phantoms @GoPhantoms]

The winning moment 🏆

[Matt Johnson @johnothecoder]

👏 🥳 🏒 🍻 💪

[The SLS Peterborough Phantoms @GoPhantoms]

Your Waldeck Peterborough Phantoms are Playoff Champions 🏆🏆🏆🏆

[Matt Johnson @johnothecoder]

@GoPhantoms Let’s go Phantoms 👏 👻

[Matt Johnson @johnothecoder]

@GoPhantoms 🤞

[Matt Johnson @johnothecoder]

@GoPhantoms Who was that for?

[Matt Johnson @johnothecoder]

@GoPhantoms It can be done, cmon lads!

[Matt Johnson @johnothecoder]

I don’t wanna like half of these @GoPhantoms tweets, but equally I wanna support and thank whoever is writing them for us… so conflicted

[Matt Johnson @johnothecoder]

@GoPhantoms 😭

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@GoPhantoms 2+2 what he do?! 😂

[Matt Johnson @johnothecoder]

@GoPhantoms In Gretts we trust!

[Matt Johnson @johnothecoder]

@NetflixOnDrip Especially as apparently there is no Season 5 😭 Aqsa?!!!?

[Matt Johnson @johnothecoder]

@NetflixOnDrip I cannot fathom episode 4, what kind of ending is this?! 👀