John Oudsteyn

likes doughnuts, has a terrible secret

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@PS5Drop They’re probably going to dribble them out over the next few days. It’s a three-day sale, and they’ll want to give random people a shot at getting one.

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@AppleSupport How do I download HD (non-4k) movies on an Apple TV 4k? I don't have a 4k TV, the quality is listed as "HD" in the Movies iTunes app. The person at the Apple Store told me this is now possible with this device, but I don't see a download option.

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I'm on my way home

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I just built an industrial strength app on @Predix using #IntelEdison at #PredixTransfom! #PredixTransform

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I just configured my Predix edge device using #IntelEdison at #PredixTransform. @Predix

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#HelloWorld complete at #PredixTransform. @Predix #PredixTransform

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@satyanadella Skype for business is a dumpster fire

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This is how all food products should be labeled

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You can see Jerry Jones true essence, with the Dallas Cowboys stars in his eyes

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My Xbox keeps reminding me that my bench QB is doing better than my starter

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Dinner at El Cortez wearing my best lucha underground shirt

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I was going to get the 007 cologne, but it was on the shelf below Jovian Sex Appeal

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Got a Waze traffic report from NCC-1701-E. Good to know Starfleet is patrolling the expressways

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@doughboy0218 it won’t arrive until 2019

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Mercedes-Benz: Our Pickup Won’t Be a “Fat Cowboy Truck” http://t.co/N1IoyGUSIV

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@doughboy0218 this seems a lot like Lego mindstorm with sound effects http://t.co/f1Xu09KUsa

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Just found out that today is national buffet day. Good thing I hit the breakfast bar this morning.

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Just watched someone get pulled over by the department of homeland security. That probably didn’t end well

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I thought someone was offering me ninjabread, but what they really said was gingerbread. Ninjabread would’ve been way cooler

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The turkey is in the oven. Thanksgiving is officially on now