John Olsen

I know this sounds sick, but I once ate a Panda Muffaletta and I LOVED IT!

[John Olsen @johnowbab]

@NikeService NRC stopped tracking runs and I no longer get in-run mile updates. This has been going on for about 2 weeks.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Biden Forges President’s Signature On Executive Order To Make December Dokken History Month https://t.co/wwejR2f6mX

[MLB @MLB]

Vin Scully narrates a new chapter in the legend of #MadBum. https://t.co/ZWwg7axzh3‌ 🐍🐰
https://t.co/A8RupsocRA

[The Onion @TheOnion]

FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy https://t.co/u715iU8dq7

[John Olsen @johnowbab]

@MikeAndMike What about Willie Hernandez in 84? Won Cy Young and MVP and Tigers won the World Series.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Pope Francis Reverses Position On Capitalism After Seeing Wide Variety Of American Oreos http://t.co/7mskUdC3AZ

[The Onion @TheOnion]

This Week Last Year: Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once http://t.co/4iU7kz6OMO

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

In the latest episode, @MaryNorrisTNY tackles the apostrophe: http://t.co/yiKQYnDSHM

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

If you build a balloon for every flash in the pan cartoon character you'll turn the parade into a farce.#Thanksgiving

[NYT Sports @NYTSports]

Where in America does college football mean the most? http://t.co/ysSoT6kAiD

[Onion Sports Network @OnionSports]

Curt Schilling’s Family Urges Him To Finally See Doctor About Bleeding Ankle http://t.co/Q2GXmNbCTO

[John Olsen @johnowbab]

@jlunce Derek had an impressive evening of soft line drives and weak ground balls. Perhaps he can come back for 1 more year? #gatorade

[John Olsen @johnowbab]

@clydetombaugh Are you in Birmingham?

[John Olsen @johnowbab]

@roywoodjr Pacing myself. Plus @SturdyShow says all the stuff I want to say anyway.

[John Ourand @Ourand_Puck]

Overnights:
ESPN NFL Draft: 6.8
ESPN2 Blazers-Spurs 2.7
ESPN2 Heat-Nets: 2.6
NFL Net NFL Draft: 1.9
NBCSN Bos-Montreal 1.2
NBCSN Ana-LA: 0.7

[The Onion @TheOnion]

"I for one am deeply moved by his illuminating words." http://t.co/Vuyq78hu3F