John Page

[John Page @johnpage94]

Where has this year gone 🙈

[John Page @johnpage94]

The fucking bots on tinder drive me mad 😂

[John Page @johnpage94]

As if I just got tweeted by my liver 😂

[Your Liver @yourliver]

@johnpage94 I've been working over-time down here! #grumpyliver

[John Page @johnpage94]

Last night was a heavy night.. My liver's been telling me all day

[John Page @johnpage94]

Population density in the UK.. I thought Pompey was pretty lively!

[John Page @johnpage94]

After having my license for 3 years car insurance quotes finally make me smile 😍

[John Page @johnpage94]

Keep getting emails about taking part in medical trials, far too tempted 🙈 £2,100 for 8 nights though..

[John Page @johnpage94]

What happened to Kanye and when did he get so desperate?

[John Page @johnpage94]

@kpott3r aren't you studying to be a nurse? 😂

[John Page @johnpage94]

Loving @kendricklamar atm https://t.co/he0jb0eClk #chilled

[John Page @johnpage94]

Watch the throne never gets old

[John Page @johnpage94]

Made me laugh when I found out TVR was named after a bloke named Trevor

[John Page @johnpage94]

Fireworks are amazing don't get me wrong but I'm sat here thinking there goes a tenner, and again, and again..

[John Page @johnpage94]

@kittyrodwell you have the worst luck with cars I swear!

[John Page @johnpage94]

So I've turned a new leaf.. Motivated to smash my first year 😊

[chef dee @chefdeemusic]

"How far away are u g?"

[John Page @johnpage94]

As if I got chucked out of envy! Fully dragged out for no reason at all #twats

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

This is worth a read if you have 5 minutes http://t.co/CXaSQHxH8C

[John Page @johnpage94]

You'd have thought a £500+ iPhone could stay charged for 12 hours at a time, went to bed on 90% woke up on 30% 😡 #crap #samsungnext