Chïppÿ

my eye color is the same as my personality. shitty.

[WSHH FANS @WSHHFANS]

*looks at first question on the final* https://t.co/hYvzzifSJf

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

*does an ollie* -"Radicole"

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Talking to my teacher after finals like... https://t.co/Cs8n8rr3UE

[L.A.S. @SartoriallyInc]

america is great again https://t.co/R4lxCYWtAl

[Chïppÿ @johnpasq97]

@mlynch1212 don't , I'm not Jesus so I can't make any miracles happen

[Chïppÿ @johnpasq97]

@mlynch1212 no I can't

[Chïppÿ @johnpasq97]

@dun_lapdance they kno

[Chïppÿ @johnpasq97]

@cvanalesti my asshole of a brother decided we would see creed instead of that at the last minute and I was pissed aS shit.

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

preach kyle

[Chïppÿ @johnpasq97]

@cvanalesti no you don't no one does @JuliaGulia97 just said that. Duh.

[Chïppÿ @johnpasq97]

Forgetting to do my essay was probably the funniest thing when I was drunk. Good excuse?

[WORLD STAR FANS @WorIdStarComedy]

when you realize that thanksgiving break has expired and you haven't done a lick of work all week