John Paul Gazda

I made this to give my facbook friends a break. Sarcasn doesn't read very well, so don't take my posts too seriously.

[John Paul Gazda @johnpaulsnow]

I wanna get a yak-back amd record the loggout audio from aol so I can let people know I'm done talking to them. #goodbye #yakback #bringbackyakbacks I'm sure I can find it on my phone.

[John Paul Gazda @johnpaulsnow]

I walked up to the pharmacy in Costco and ask if they had any samples XD

[John Paul Gazda @johnpaulsnow]

@therachelraquel Found it!

[John Paul Gazda @johnpaulsnow]

@therachelraquel Today is tomorrow. Wheres that link!

[John Paul Gazda @johnpaulsnow]

Oh yeah ladies? What if guys only wanted to date women taller than them.

[John Paul Gazda @johnpaulsnow]

Why dont you take that big dick energy, and go fuck yourself with it

[John Paul Gazda @johnpaulsnow]

Yeah bumble badges are cool, but if youre only gonna have 3 options for smoking it should be never, daily, I've poured coco pebbles in a jar of peanut butter.

[John Paul Gazda @johnpaulsnow]

Missin you like one trick players miss the double pump.

[John Paul Gazda @johnpaulsnow]

@therachelraquel But does it smell tasty?

[John Paul Gazda @johnpaulsnow]

@steve_lincoln College, the path to financial slavery!

[John Paul Gazda @johnpaulsnow]

You think any wenches in the north go by Winter to make the Stark's words doublely true? #gameofthrones #gameofbones

[John Paul Gazda @johnpaulsnow]

Do you ever worry all the things you've crushed from far away with your fingers will one day, all at once, get crushed? Yeah, me either...

[John Paul Gazda @johnpaulsnow]

Thought I was the gravy train, turns out I'm the hot mess express.

[John Paul Gazda @johnpaulsnow]

The only things I passed in college were gas, and that Dutchie to the left hand side.

[John Paul Gazda @johnpaulsnow]

Never put more faith in people, than you do in yourself.

[John Paul Gazda @johnpaulsnow]

Everyone calls karma a bitch, so I smile when i see her.

[John Paul Gazda @johnpaulsnow]

Just out here looking my mind, and finding myself.

[John Paul Gazda @johnpaulsnow]

What's the point of showering if youbhave to wash your towel -_-

[John Paul Gazda @johnpaulsnow]

I hate the phrase youth is wasted on the young. It makes it sound like its their fault. Who taught them to be so wasteful?

[John Paul Gazda @johnpaulsnow]

Evil is subjective, God is absolute.