John Paul “The Stall” Rockman

Irish Catholic | 1590 SAT | New England

[John Paul “The Stall” Rockman @johnpaulstall]

We now pan over to 7, where Jordan Spieth seems to have put himself in quite the pickle

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Red Sox on July 2nd… 37-48 record
Red Sox on Aug 2nd… 60-51 record

This team isn’t just a fun story.
This team can win the World Series.

[John Paul “The Stall” Rockman @johnpaulstall]

Test your fucking coke guys💔

[TMZ @TMZ]

Vincent Pastore, best known for playing “Big P****” in "The Sopranos," has died at 80 💔🕊️ https://t.co/LM6B4IAa8G

[#1 balk hater @clubcourtcourt]

seaport is the dubai of massachusetts.

[sports tweeter Matthias (tonesetter) @sportswaatcher]

Argentinian fans are gonna go to Magic City after the game and throw pennies at the dancers.

[Bob “Barnyard” Nacker @nackattack47]

Yeah 10 beers, 3 beers, blacked out, my nigga you wouldn’t talk to these girls if they were butt naked waiting for you

[John Paul “The Stall” Rockman @johnpaulstall]

Woke is dead

[Karol Markowicz @karol]

Was MeToo just a fever dream?

[baroque cig burns @jonesisdead]

Being horny while driving a long distance is basically chinese water torture

[Per Bylund @PerBylund]

What causes #poverty? Nothing. It's the original state, the default and starting point. The real question is, What causes #prosperity?

[John Paul “The Stall” Rockman @johnpaulstall]

But there’s booze in the blender, and soon it will render

[Earnest “8-Ball” Beauregard @8ballEarnie]

I need a girlfriend so I can have someone to come back to if I strike out at the bar.

[jan levinson @janlevinson69]

Much like receiving a drunk text, receiving an adderall text is glaringly obvious to the recipient

[John Paul “The Stall” Rockman @johnpaulstall]

Remember who you are white boy

[John Paul “The Stall” Rockman @johnpaulstall]

How about no shows boner

[John Paul “The Stall” Rockman @johnpaulstall]

Bad day to be an over-served freshman #mdw

[f⌖ @ohfold]

when kobe died I was faking out like i was honoring the 24 second shot clock tribute but drove to the paint last second on 2k20

[Robert “Bobby Mo” Morris @bobbymo24]

Hope my future wife is on her best behavior tonight. Wherever she may be

[John Paul “The Stall” Rockman @johnpaulstall]

Big Yahu felt us breathing down his neck there and had to step in #noticing

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Scientists confirm that hantavirus can shrink your penis size by up to three inches.

[John Paul “The Stall” Rockman @johnpaulstall]

Hope y’all tailed, posting 🔐’s only!!!

[John Paul “The Stall” Rockman @johnpaulstall]

First day as treasurer of my church and I bought triple leverage Under Armour with 40% of annual budget