j.paulze

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old-school music adict ||Manchester United big fan

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Eliud kipchoge is the idol of the whites, they will preserve his footprint in Brazil.

How did they colonize us?

[DP 🇰🇪 @DanChepta]

Shame on the hired goons

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Edwin Watenya Sifuna for president.

[Abuga with a G🐐 @IsntHimm]

Mnajua hii inamaanisha nini wakuu👋

#SisiNdioSifuna

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

You don’t need revenge because God hits harder than you do.

[khalif kairo @KhalifKairo]

Jesus is Lord

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

I love you ❤️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇧🇪 Thibaut Courtois: “I want to rest for a year without ANY Belgium matches, and then play the EURO qualifiers and the 2028 EURO”.

“I don't know if Belgium will agree to this”.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Thibaut Courtois: “Real Madrid have signed good players and a top manager”.

“Now it's up to us to respond”.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Politically, Ndegwa Njiru is just a hornbill

Harmless lawyer who rightfully carries lofty grammar in his huge frontal lobe

Arresting him over picayune charges like obstruction when a car breaks down

Is frankly juvenile

Sasa wamempa more mileage kushinda ya hiyo gari yake

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Salient rule in governance is simple,

The governed must always see you to be on top of things. Even when you are not

I have just chanced on a video of Kihika at the Senate’s PAC days ago

She was queried over why the Memorial hospital remains unopened from 2024 to now July, 2026

She retorted that the hospital’s board has refused to comply with a court order

Sifuna then asked, “as the County government, what have you done about it? Have you sought legal redress demanding they comply because it is the people bearing the brunt of the stalemate?”

Her response made my saliva taste like unripe guava

“It is not us in need of using the facility,”

Impulsive. Reckless. Hubris ridden. Callous

Even the eloquent Kajwang (Chair)stuttered!

Nakuru, you have an IDIOT, who takes one year maternity leave to go have surrogate kids in Yues, so be damned

Whatever impasse there is btwn the hospital board and the county, the response from the rich cougar was the acme of uppity

Try something like,

“The county legal team and I are not giving up on dialogue and other avenues to ensure the hospital is opened for the public,”

A statement that its veracity can neither be confirmed nor denied, but gives the impression that you care about the issue

But that’s just me. When your billionaire husband is in the President’s circle and you are are a tutam witch, I guess you can shit on voters and get away with it

Mr. President, opposition, Kikuyus, Uhuru, Gen Z, are not your enemies

They are within your outfit 👇

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚫️ Luka Modrić and AC Milan can continue together next season, confirmed as reported.

“I want Modrić to stay, I spoke to Luka and if needed… I will go get him in person! I want Modrić with us this season”, says Rúben Amorim. 💥🇭🇷

[khalif kairo @KhalifKairo]

flight deck✈️
#AudiQ7

[Ademba Allans @Ademba_47]

Goons at churches

Goons on Thika road

Goons at Linda Mwananchi

Politicians are killing them after their services

Next year, there are general elections and heightened campaigns. What should we expect?

??????

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

The incoming president of the Republic of New Singapoor.

[DP 🇰🇪 @DanChepta]

Continue registering as voters, and ensure that in August next year on 10,

We send a very clear message to chief economic abductor number one, William Ruto.

:Kalonzo Musyoka

[Bevalyne Kwamboka @bevalynekwambo3]

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[DP 🇰🇪 @DanChepta]

Where do you guys get the old photos of Andrew Kibe?

Kwani alikuwa Mungiki?

Weuh 🤗 🤗 🤗

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Nobody can copy Baba.

Meanwhile Sifuna

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Kisii is wantam - James Orengo