Dr. Evelyn Lasagna

“Master Film Critic”

[Dr. Evelyn Lasagna @johnpeepus]

Maybe the true secret to success in these new age animated films is just to have certified MFDs (Massive Fucking Dudes)

[Dr. Evelyn Lasagna @johnpeepus]

Expecting consistency from the Godzilla franchise is like losing Battleship to a dog

[neoDarth @neodarth_]

monsterverse fans don't even ask for cohesive lore anymore, the just look at you like this

[Dr. Evelyn Lasagna @johnpeepus]

I think one of the dumbest aspects of our reality right now is that you can just download an app on your phone and just do Money Plane

[Dr. Evelyn Lasagna @johnpeepus]

Why are the Marvel Insomnic games just this

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New story details on Insomniac's ‘WOLVERINE’ game:

• The X-Men do not exist in this universe - mutants live in hiding & most of the world don’t know they exist

• Logan is part of Team X, a group who save mutants around the world

• Low-gore paths are available for people who are squeamish about blood & guts

• Mystique, Sabretooth, Jean Grey and Omega Red are in the game - with more X-Men characters under wraps

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

Star Wars making the central figure of their new movie a 50yo baby constitutionally incapable of growing up is a little bit on the nose as critique of their fans

[Dr. Evelyn Lasagna @johnpeepus]

I think the best way to describe the current state of Game Changer is that it has become a competitive version of The Muppet Show (complimentary)

[Dr. Evelyn Lasagna @johnpeepus]

Jar Jar (literally) is the key to all of this

[Lunwi @lunwi75]

The ideal Star Wars is the speeches from Andor being spoken by the silly little guys from Phantom Menace

[Dr. Evelyn Lasagna @johnpeepus]

Dave Filoni walking into Lucasfilm tomorrow morning

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘THE MANDALORIAN & GROGU’ has earned $25M in its second weekend, a 69.4% drop.

The film is now #3 behind ‘Backrooms’ and ‘Obsession’.

[Dr. Evelyn Lasagna @johnpeepus]

If Backrooms AND Obession take the top two spots this weekend I think they’re going to straight up execute Dave Filoni

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘OBSESSION’ surpassed ‘THE MANDALORIAN & GROGU’ on Wednesday at the box office, retaking the #1 spot domestically.

[Dr. Evelyn Lasagna @johnpeepus]

Also follow my letterboxd where I have no good opinions ever:
https://t.co/4JbQ2IOE79

[Dr. Evelyn Lasagna @johnpeepus]

Not really a #backrooms spoiler since most people get the idea that there’s going to be a monster, but the only thing I’ll say on the matter is that it thematically makes more sense than the squiggle man from the webseries

[Dr. Evelyn Lasagna @johnpeepus]

Follow to see if I will have more than one good post a year

[djsigmaohio @Enrique67410]

@johnpeepus He wasnt in the movie because hes in my house rn we playing games

[Dr. Evelyn Lasagna @johnpeepus]

@letterboxd It got better as the week went on?

[Dr. Evelyn Lasagna @johnpeepus]

Backrooms themed popcorn bucket where they just dump the scoop onto the floor

[Dr. Evelyn Lasagna @johnpeepus]

How it feels getting first multiple times online in Mario Kart 8

[Sasha @servingcapreal]

could a country in severe decline do THIS?

[Dr. Evelyn Lasagna @johnpeepus]

Reviews are calling Backrooms ‘Lynchian’

[Dr. Evelyn Lasagna @johnpeepus]

@comikztar Fur at the top of the cloak, of course. FUCK it’s genius

[Dr. Evelyn Lasagna @johnpeepus]

It would be a lot less likely if the word of mouth for Mandalorian wasn’t “wait for Disney plus” at best

[Dr. Evelyn Lasagna @johnpeepus]

Those “Backrooms has overtaken Star Wars at the box office” are going to hit the timeline like crack on Sunday

[Global Box Office @GlobalBoxOffice]

BACKROOMS is poised to make history this weekend, delivering @A24 its first major studio-level opening.

Pre-sales are at unprecedented levels for the studio, pointing now to a massive $40M–$50M domestic debut.