John Perilli

PR flack. Short story hack. He/him

[John Perilli @JohnPerilli]

@AntoineGara Me, a Bruins fan, when a highly favored Boston team blows a 3-1 series lead in the first round

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@TheLincoln I also think there is a false equivalence of NYC to mean Manhattan below 125th st and certain neighborhoods in Brooklyn (Park Slope, W’burg, Crown Heights, Bushwick, etc.). I have found Queens to be much more affordable than either of those places!

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@_TyAnderson Bruins are missing a full time captain. Got a lot of part time leaders who go missing at critical moments. Need a new one ahead of next season.

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Happy to see the @NHLBruins are back to their playoff pastime of choking away multi goal third period leads and wasting incredible goaltending performances, sigh

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@PeteBlackburn In time the vagaries of corporate sponsorship will rename the team The Boston TD Banknorth

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@TheLincoln Every so often I have to pull this one out

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

a lot of the time im like “hey ill never get old and lame!!!” then i scroll past headlines like this and know that i have already lost

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@TheLincoln Would really love to know how much K-Mart paid to have a literal whole category of realism named after them...

[John Perilli @JohnPerilli]

@fangsbites That’s Former Mayor Adams as of minutes ago!

[Prof Peter Hotez MD PhD DSc(hon) @PeterHotez]

In the 1970s-80s measles was the single leading killer of children, 2-3 million died annually. Through EPI @WHO we brought it down to 450,000 kids who died annually by 2000. Through @gavi it came down to <100,000. Now the ignorant careless chuckleheads want to erase all our gains

[Petrov McGuire @McguirePetrov]

4th Annual Christmas Day Line Rushes:

Cratchit (Kermit) - Scrooge - Cratchit (Tiny)
Lucy - Snoopy - Brown
Gruber - McClane - Sgt. Powell
Bailey - Crosby - Bailey

Cornelius - Bumble
Marley - Marley
Miser (Snow) - Miser (Heat)

Jesus
Turbo Man

*Rudolph hungover

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@MattZeitlin When are they finally going to run out of LOTR names?

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@danprimack Reminds me of 2013 when people thought a missing Brown student was the Boston Marathon Bomber, fueled by online rumor-mongering, only to be completely wrong, making a grieving family's horrible situation even worse https://t.co/iKtE4VCEAm

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@jclarkson203 Reais*

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@TheLincoln Doesn’t help that in the history of Book Marks I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a book get universally panned with so many reviews

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@NHL

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@TheLincoln There was a recent study that purportedly found that ad copy written by AI was more effective at getting customers to click…BUT the effect vanished and even reversed when it was disclosed that the copy was AI generated. This seems to reinforce your point here…

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@MattP1Gallagher Rubbing it in that they own the US F1 rights for a little while longer

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@TheLincoln If I were a nationally recognizable political reporter I would simply not have a torrid affair with my most notorious source and subject.

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@jclarkson203

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@sindap News Corp editorial boards getting ready for the next four years in NYC