John Pinnington

[John Pinnington @johnpinnington]

@TheAnfieldWrap wrong

[John Pinnington @johnpinnington]

@LivEchonews unfortunately i can’t click on this story and any others because the Echo website is such a poor experience on mobile and desktop

[John Pinnington @johnpinnington]

@LiverpoolParks Festival gardens access is blocked at the Waterfront entrance cos of some needed work. Why was this work not scheduled to coincide with the opening of the new park area so access was still possible from the waterfront. As usual @lpoolcouncil no joined up thinking

[John Pinnington @johnpinnington]

Thank God just remembered I’m boycotting Match of the Day tonight #MOTD #MOTDboycott #lfc #GaryLinekar

[John Pinnington @johnpinnington]

@Nigel_Farage More lies https://t.co/4eedKOnzEc

[John Pinnington @johnpinnington]

@DFairclough12 Get well soon Dave.

[John Pinnington @johnpinnington]

@davebrown____ @nick_greenwood Talk to Demi those guys have been using Monday for a few years

[John Pinnington @johnpinnington]

@LiamThorpECHO Fauda is brilliant, also i’ve been trying to find a program i watched one episode of in the US called The Old Man with Geoff Bridges he’s a retired CIA agent, 1st Episode was brilliant

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

Whether he’s Sir Mo Farah or Hussein Abdi Kahin he’s a hero.

[Kevin Cecil @kevcecil]

Tomorrow's Daily Mail going with the time Keir Starmer put a Pringles tub in the recycling despite knowing they can't process them.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Latest odds for next chancellor:

Carrie Johnson – 2/1
Larry the Cat – 6/1
Chris Pincher – 10/1
A potato – 100/1
Boris Becker - 250/1
Nadine Dorries – 500/1

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

We're going to have at least 4 days of Dorries as Chancellor before this is all done.

[MSB Solicitors @MSBSolicitors]

Our first event in our new #Manchester home in Hardman Square! 🐝 🏢

Here's to many more to come.🍸

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

The only thing which has improved since Brexit is the average IQ of EU citizens.

[Otto Von Jizzmark @Ottojizzmark]

GREAT NEWS
My ongoing campaign to limit the number of people retweeting this image and causing any upset to Boris Johnson has made great progress I am now so confident that nobody will RT it that I am going to tag in @BorisJohnson so he can see how well we're doing.
Thank you.

[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

BREAKING: Boris Johnson wants to make Britain the second country to pull out of the European Convention on Human Rights. The other country is Russia and they did this because of the Ukraine war. Doesn't this make you proud to be British? x

[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

BREAKING: North Korea just held a 4 day party which cost a billion in which celebs cheered a massive hologram of Kim Jong Un & everyone forced smiles & pretended to love him while N. Korean children went without food & necessities. So glad I live in a normal country like the UK x