Professor Hoots 🦎

lizard person. moleman ally. firmament explorer. he/him

[Professor Hoots 🦎 @johnpleaseriot]

@websiteidi0t Death simply does not want him

[Professor Hoots 🦎 @johnpleaseriot]

Think the name change means I'm officially uninstalling this app. A cool sounding letter is less descriptive and lazier than what it was previously.

[Professor Hoots 🦎 @johnpleaseriot]

People love reading about how George Washington warned against political parties but when communists actually remove them they freak out.

[Professor Hoots 🦎 @johnpleaseriot]

@BudgetCommander K'rrik. I either kill everyone else quickly or myself even quicker.

[Professor Hoots 🦎 @johnpleaseriot]

Hopping on the band wagon

[Katelyn Burns @transscribe]

NYT what the fuck are you doing bro

[Professor Hoots 🦎 @johnpleaseriot]

Maybe appointing an arbitrary amount of elderly people as the supreme judicial heads wasn't the best idea

[Professor Hoots 🦎 @johnpleaseriot]

@RVineshank Whether it's a red or white terror, both left and right wings have a history of purging the other side when one of them seizes power. I imagine neither are in a rush to help the other side due to this history.

[Jeffrey Sachs @JeffreyASachs]

Earlier today, a man burst into a classroom at the University of Waterloo and demanded to know what the course was about. He then drew two knives from his jacket and began to stab the prof.

The course was Philosophy of Gender. https://t.co/VlTdTnrBvs

[Professor Hoots 🦎 @johnpleaseriot]

@roadtodunharrow just bought these mushrooms and holy shit

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

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[Professor Hoots 🦎 @johnpleaseriot]

Any news on BlueSky? Seems like we should all move to a new Twitter ASAP.

[Human Rights Campaign Rapid Response @HRC]

For the first time ever, we're declaring a national state of emergency as LGBTQ+ Americans face extremist attempts to roll back our rights. It's more important than ever we have the necessary resources to stay safe no matter where we are. https://t.co/EcnZgqDDCp

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

politics is just a cover for these disgusting conservative freaks to simply creep on children.

[Professor Hoots 🦎 @johnpleaseriot]

Apparently the terrible Lion King remake from 2019 is the highest grossing animated film of all time

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE’ has become the 2nd highest grossing animated movie of all time.

Read our ranking of all Illumination films: https://t.co/PcevK1PyLD

[Professor Hoots 🦎 @johnpleaseriot]

I have been shadow banned for posting this

[Professor Hoots 🦎 @johnpleaseriot]

The causcasian brain should never have been exposed to the words, "based" and "woke"

[🪱Csipő, A Fan of Worms🪱 @alwaysrelaxin]

The Warm Ones

Sheepskin, felted wool, steel, mother of pearl, pigmented ink, sterling silver, waxed thread, lacquer.

“Meleg vagyok” or “Melegem van”?

[Professor Hoots 🦎 @johnpleaseriot]

Biden breath.

[Professor Hoots 🦎 @johnpleaseriot]

New Hershey kiss flavor just dropped.