megan

19 - what twitter am i even

[mahin @vnxfp]

@johnporkclit always gotta be sum wit ur horny ass 😭

[megan @johnporkclit]

@feetjizz Bc it was cochella at the time and i was pure of heart

[megan @johnporkclit]

I remember in 2023 i was hooking up w a random guy and he took my bra off and like 10 crystals fell out of my tiddies i was so embarrassed 😭😭😭😭😭

[✩ birdo ⋆｡°✩ cheesy gordita crunch @birdonever4getz]

How I felt in 2020 after making my pronouns she/they instead of she/her:

[megan @johnporkclit]

My horny ass does NOT want to go to fucking work rn oh my god kill me

[megan @johnporkclit]

@saccharinemuah Tell me how it goes

[megan @johnporkclit]

@Something679223 What does this mean twin

[megan @johnporkclit]

@vnxfp Hope you find them again :(

[Electra Heart @pr1madonna_g1rl]

can ed twt go back to its roots...cassie from skins

[Helena @girlenjoyment]

the most beautiful part of a woman is her butthole

[megan @johnporkclit]

@Something679223 I have a strong jaw and high cheek bones its good on men i think but its like not cute yk like i wanna be cute w a round face, other women can pull it off tho

[megan @johnporkclit]

Was super bod tea but it like didnt suit my face like i looked chopped skinny bc of my facial bone structure, anyways idc i will eliminate my stomach

[megan @johnporkclit]

@starving4ngell Ur right im sorry wont happen again 😶‍🌫️💜

[megan @johnporkclit]

Who the fuck comes to a mcdonalds at 5am whispers their order and gets mad when they are told to speak up and this bitch didnt even know how to use the mcdonalds app and had the audacity to call me stupid HOE UR RETARDED AND WASHED OUT EUTHANISE THE BITCH

[megan @johnporkclit]

@Something679223 My cheek bones r high and defined so my face will look scarily skinny if im not the slightest bit overweight

[rio @rio0xe]

Valid

[megan @johnporkclit]

NO BC IMAGINE BEING BRICKED AND FINE SHYTS ROCK COLLECTION COLLAPSES ON UR SWORD IM CRYING

[megan @johnporkclit]

Feeling so poop abt my body abt to live on a diet of pickles and black coffee wait thats so nasty

[megan @johnporkclit]

@deregrade Ill take that risk

[deregrade @deregrade]

being funny on twitter means ur a loser in real life

[megan @johnporkclit]

@bellanotwella Coming!

[megan @johnporkclit]

My horny ass CANNOT hang out w my moots for too long 😄😄😄