John Q. Quarterback

not actually named john

[John Q. Quarterback @johnquarterback]

fucking tweeter

[John Q. Quarterback @johnquarterback]

@elmo i’m good. thank you for asking elmo

[John Q. Quarterback @johnquarterback]

they should make me speaker of the house. my first act would to be allow people to use ebt cards on the steam store

[John Q. Quarterback @johnquarterback]

@GhostWizards_ my favorite muppet is homer simpson

[John Q. Quarterback @johnquarterback]

@VaushV turn on your monitor

[John Q. Quarterback @johnquarterback]

when the dust settles somebody should calculate the negative value of each meme. i would do it but i have video games to play

[John Q. Quarterback @johnquarterback]

every stupid ass meme he posts eliminates billions of dollars from his market value. the most expensive memes of all time

[Vera🃏 @VeraDrew22]

Hell yeah. Congrats girl! 🏳️‍⚧️

[John Q. Quarterback @johnquarterback]

@GhostWizards_ Happy Hanukkah Marv

[John Q. Quarterback @johnquarterback]

from left to right: @GhostWizards_ , @johnquarterback

[John Q. Quarterback @johnquarterback]

kinda owns that one of the richest men on earth posts like i did in 12th grade

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Some nights …

[John Q. Quarterback @johnquarterback]

thanks elon for the increasingly deranged promoted tweets. merry christmas

[John Q. Quarterback @johnquarterback]

please don’t look at this tweet. a witch cursed me (for telling the truth). every view this tweet gets shrinks my penis by one centimeter

[Fred Durst @freddurst]

@elonmusk good morning, sir. Myself and @limpbizkit are available for any help you may want or need at Twitter. Happy Holidays

[John Q. Quarterback @johnquarterback]

my new diet is eating two of these a day

[Wario64 @Wario64]

The Big Fruit Loop is up for order ($19.99) https://t.co/yEXroJT9OS

-930 calories
-about half a pound
-serving size size: 1 big fruit loop
-serving per container: 1

[John Q. Quarterback @johnquarterback]

@elonmusk i'm rahck bich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[John Q. Quarterback @johnquarterback]

again, the people who were banned either linked to publicly available flight information, or reposted a public press release from the LAPD. but lol nothing matters. if you have enough money words can mean anything you want them to

[John Q. Quarterback @johnquarterback]

lol "i'm in danger. the people who tried to get my family murdered will be free in one day or in seven days. your pick" https://t.co/cpMdPk1Q0B

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Unsuspend accounts who doxxed my exact location in real-time

[John Q. Quarterback @johnquarterback]

@elonmusk i'm rick bitch

[Kat Tenbarge is on Bluesky @kattenbarge]

In an amazing turn of events, Twitter is malfunctioning and suspended accounts are able to access Twitter Spaces and speak in them

[John Q. Quarterback @johnquarterback]

@elonmusk i'm rick bitch