Johnny Straight Ball

sports & sarcastic humor. I'd rather retweet than tweet. Scratch golfer. Richmond VA. Huge fan of UVA, 49ers, & Oakland Athletics

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@GCIMagazineGuy Kinloch conditions are top 5 in the nation

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@Coog_Jones @ACCessPony Tell us the story of the 2 hole-in-one’s he had in the same round at Augusta

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@ForePlayPod He understood the assignment

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@divotdudesgolf 1.8
8 iron- 153
7 iron - 165
Driver - carry 260 (108 swing speed). Total driving dependent of fairway roll. Usually 280 avg locally

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@Thewatchfuleye7 @NUCLRGOLF 💯 the correct take

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@MikeBales Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie

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@cuck_brandel It has public roads going through the course. Certified goat track

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@TheGolfDivoTee

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@edgaralandough Thanks, but im just going to put all my eggs in the basket of hitting a 20 teamer underdog moneyline parlay

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@PollockJaxon @nypost She is on the Mount Rushmore of Virginia athletes and still close with the school.

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@DKFlii @vegastbone But only after you split twice and doubled

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@UVAFlashback @UVAMensHoops @Gillenhoops I think Pete called 2 timeouts while I read this tweet

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@JezData What a flex to the other guys in your group when you’re pulling gap wedge out of the bag to tee off. Just toss the ball towards tee marker, step up, one waggle and peek, flush it 117 and zip it back a couple feet

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@TropicalSaiel In the last 2 months, Richmond has been predicted to get 2 feet of snow and tornados. Instead we got 2” of snow with sliver of ice + a stray shower.
I get it and it’s always a best guess based off data, however we are in the “cry wolf” stage and forecasts won’t be believed

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@Top100Rick @houseofburgh412 When I tested out my ideal 7 wood, it was averaging the same as my 5 iron but with a higher ball flight that lands softer + buttery feel. Dispersion rate much closer.
Im a 42 year old golf has-been. 2ish handicap. Driver swingspeed of 107 (for reference)

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@MeidasTouch

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@Narrows_Hoo @DeaconSports This was the most heated Tony has ever been in his life…and rightfully so!

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@danorlovsky7 Our teenagers loved it (15 and 18). Slow paced island, free street trolleys to take you around island, old school island feels.
If your family is looking for a slow paced chill vacation, nothing better! Public parking beach areas has active volleyball scene where teens play.

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@forecaster25 Located 10 miles north of Richmond. We just had a big cackle of thunder and we have large snow flakes coming down

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@kbrooks336 @CariEnthusiast Believe it or not, that’s where the pass was supposed to go. I remember coaches saying that later on. Our big man on the court is supposed to be there in that situation to be able to catch it or at least tip it back further so it doesn’t leave enough time for opposing team