JohnRauscat

@JohnRauMP s cat. Sick of hearing about his problems. Call me Cat.

[JohnRauscat @johnrauscat]

happy state budget day to all the political heavyweights

[JohnRauscat @johnrauscat]

coming soon to X, joshteaguescat. expect to hear even more whacky stories like this dead set zinger.

[SA Labor @alpsa]

While the Malinauskas Labor Government are trying to pass the country's toughest knife laws, the Deputy Leader of the SA Liberals was filibustering talking about his pet cat.

This is how serious the SA Liberals are about Law and Order.

[JohnRauscat @johnrauscat]

that deal is almost as bad as the subs deal
#GoMatildas #AUKUS

[Anthony Albanese @AlboMP]

How about a bet @EmmanuelMacron? If @TheMatildas win tonight, you’ll support Australia in the semi-finals. If the @equipedefranceF win, I’ll support France. Deal? #GoMatildas

[JohnRauscat @johnrauscat]

@indaily would be a great spot for a basketball stadium

[JohnRauscat @johnrauscat]

Van Go

[Josh Butler @JoshButler]

🚨Peter Dutton says David Van will no longer sit in the Liberal party room

"since the airing of Senator Thorpe's allegation yesterday, further allegations in relation to Senator Van have been brought to my attention overnight and this morning"

Van to make statement shortly

[JohnRauscat @johnrauscat]

@9NewsAdel mate - you can't park there

[JohnRauscat @johnrauscat]

for what it's worth, I still listen to 891.
only because john broke the radio once while being interviewed by Matt & Dave.

[JohnRauscat @johnrauscat]

@QandA @abcnews Is it Mum and Dad?
is it a cockatoo?

[JohnRauscat @johnrauscat]

if anyone is an expert on little fellas, it's alex antic

[Leo Puglisi @Leo_Puglisi6]

Alex Antic on Volodymyr Zelensky:

“…the little fella from Ukraine, whatever his name is in the green t-shirt…who cares”

“…he’s just on the screen all the time”

Called on by Labor’s @ayrestim to withdraw

Watch via @6NewsAU: https://t.co/OOysSbFL8G

[JohnRauscat @johnrauscat]

loving the headwear from @HaydosTweets today. a tribute to our own @Accordionhans ?

[JohnRauscat @johnrauscat]

Tudge packing

[ABC News @abcnews]

Alan Tudge expected to quit politics, sparking Josh Frydenberg comeback speculation https://t.co/bb15GcFcGv

[JohnRauscat @johnrauscat]

@alpsa

[JohnRauscat @johnrauscat]

says the advertiser with a straight face

[The Advertiser @theTiser]

Netflix used to be a marker for quality TV shows and movies. Now? Anything and everything will do. #TheAdvertiser https://t.co/acwUKanbqU

[JohnRauscat @johnrauscat]

heading to the pub today to celebrate leon byner's final show. schnitzel with mushroom gravy. yum.

[JohnRauscat @johnrauscat]

John feeds me his sloppy seconds every night.
#sloppygate

[JohnRauscat @johnrauscat]

uber eats drivers are going to have a long night

[Kate Lambe @katelambe_]

The Premier encourages every South Australian to put on their front porch light tonight in recognition of the light the Queen provided during her 70 year reign. @9NewsAdel @9NewsAdel

[JohnRauscat @johnrauscat]

John Rau KC #LetsMakeItHappen

[The Bar Council @thebarcouncil]

@briefforhire We have been advised by the Crown Office that the title Queen's Counsel (QC) changes to King's Counsel (KC) with immediate effect. The change is automatic so there are no new Letters Patent.

[JohnRauscat @johnrauscat]

this speech is rubbish. albo has spoken for 25 minutes and has not even mentioned Shaq once. #npc

[JohnRauscat @johnrauscat]

@TomRichardson don’t worry comrade - we can still win from here

[JohnRauscat @johnrauscat]

@LeonByner5AA good advice leon. a friend once had an explosive reaction and we still can’t get the smell of mushroom gravy out of the carpets