john kramer

the road to success and the road to failure are almost exactly the same

[john kramer @johnrkramer]

@jaxobrienn This could not have been said better, heavy on the bottom middle paragraph.

[john kramer @johnrkramer]

The last time i tweeted was like 2013, but if anyone thinks Ariana Grande is on a multi million dollar production lip singing to Kristen Chenoweth’s “No One Mourns The Wicked”, even if it’s just for rehearsals… you’re clinically insane. Seek Help.

xoxo

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@crkmcfadden bitch jackie kennedy is a FUCKING legend I FUCKING LOVE that girl. omg

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People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar 😡😡😡

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a “tomato sandwich” should be a crime

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@crkmcfadden period

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@Starbucks gets the fatest chef’s kiss

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@sophiakelleher2 yeah who cares

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if this is a publicity stunt, @SabrinaAnnLynn needs to FIRE her marketing team.

[john kramer @johnrkramer]

yes my starbucks COFFEE order is $7 what about it?

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obviously im asking for a friend, but when she is speeding and sees a ford explorer, how is she supposed to know if its 12 or a soccer mom?

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I want to stay at the tipton hotel when i visit, not some weird motel that has oversized 400 foot statues of ursula and king triton???

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@DisneyParks imagineers, why do we not have a tipton hotel yet. We have the blue prints. We know what the outside, lobby, rooms, halls, kitchen, and EVEN AIRDUCTS look like. be better, think, r u kidding. WE EVEN HAVE A COMMERCIAL PRE-FILMED.

[Sajida♡ @sajidaxv]

yeah i blocked you, but did you email me? stand outside my house with roses? attach a note to a pigeon? no? oh okay

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john b🥺

[LAIBANANA @Laiba_nab]

Kanye West and Jeffree Star's child

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girly pop needs support right now, shes a motha

no drama

[john kramer @johnrkramer]

i dont check the fridge multiple times for something to magically appear. I check to see if my standards dropped low enough to whats available to cure my starvation.

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white clause

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miley cyrus and selena gomez literally shaped our comedic superiority.