John Roberts 🇺🇸 (Alpha Male)

All Ball All Day. Avid podcaster and gambler. Fan of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. #USA #america

[John Roberts 🇺🇸 (Alpha Male) @JohnRob___]

Lank.

[John Roberts 🇺🇸 (Alpha Male) @JohnRob___]

This is a FUCKING joke. I got robbed. Again. Sick of it!

[John Roberts 🇺🇸 (Alpha Male) @JohnRob___]

@D3Cheese I’m right there with you, Dick!

[John Roberts 🇺🇸 (Alpha Male) @JohnRob___]

Used to wish for better days #jerkforkirk

[John Roberts 🇺🇸 (Alpha Male) @JohnRob___]

Just wished the Indian at the liquor store a happy Easter #dotdotdot

[John Roberts 🇺🇸 (Alpha Male) @JohnRob___]

Badgers go down and that fucking loser Boyd gets rejected! Boy oh boy am I rock hard! Raise the roof Boyd!

[John Roberts 🇺🇸 (Alpha Male) @JohnRob___]

Visual of HT show were nice for awhile (butts) I kept finding myself saying “Que!?!?” In reference to song lyrics #ICE

[John Roberts 🇺🇸 (Alpha Male) @JohnRob___]

@elitetakes_ I would love to see your HS tape. I mean the 1 defense getting ready while you jack off in the distance. Put some pads on pussy

[John Roberts 🇺🇸 (Alpha Male) @JohnRob___]

Just saw Coach Dartt begging for money and blowjobs on the street corner. Oh my how the mighty have fallen, Coach dartt!

[John Roberts 🇺🇸 (Alpha Male) @JohnRob___]

My brother in Christ (or Buddha if that’s what you get down with), get a fucking job!

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Southeastern QB Carson Camp plans to enter the transfer portal @thecarsoncamp 🚨

[John Roberts 🇺🇸 (Alpha Male) @JohnRob___]

Good to see @RocHard_Johnson back on X, the everything app. Wanna go crank hog at work with @M_Cigalo_Boss to celebrate this momentous occasion?

[John Roberts 🇺🇸 (Alpha Male) @JohnRob___]

@D3Cheese Most accurate thought since Allen suspected David Ershon for wrongful scaffolding!

[John Roberts 🇺🇸 (Alpha Male) @JohnRob___]

Mayor Burns had Vikings ML. No wonder he made the top of the Epstein list. Heard ole Kevin slept with Eberflus the other night!

[John Roberts 🇺🇸 (Alpha Male) @JohnRob___]

Trae Taylor’s sorry ass is the biggest quitter I’ve seen since Jason McKee faded his sorry playing career to coach the states biggest bust of all time, Trae Taylor, enjoy the pinstripe bowl, douche bag! I heard the Mickey Mouse clubhouse is looking for a new spokesperson!

[John Roberts 🇺🇸 (Alpha Male) @JohnRob___]

The only thing that has busted harder than @Qb6Trae is me on a Sunday after drinking…. Enjoy college of dupage, trae!

[John Roberts 🇺🇸 (Alpha Male) @JohnRob___]

Did any of Trae Taylor’s teamates come to his birthday party… I’m thinking bust @Qb6Trae you leaving after the first half this week…

[John Roberts 🇺🇸 (Alpha Male) @JohnRob___]

Been gone for a little. Had a stroke. Just got out of the hospital today, anyone got a good cocaine hook up? I want to celebrate in style… ideally in the hooters bathroom! @RocHard_Johnson @datad_BOOZER

[John Roberts 🇺🇸 (Alpha Male) @JohnRob___]

@PalmerDesigns_ Checks out to me… @D3Cheese

[John Roberts 🇺🇸 (Alpha Male) @JohnRob___]

Coach Dartt, you still suck, coach dartt @BuckShipley55

[John Roberts 🇺🇸 (Alpha Male) @JohnRob___]

Just saw the Epstein files…not shocked to see mayor burns on there…twice! #geneva

[John Roberts 🇺🇸 (Alpha Male) @JohnRob___]

God I forgot how much I hate this clown, mayor burns, fuck off! #geneva