John Rocker

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@BrickCenter_ Thought that was Dennis Rodman

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anyone coming to my profile and questioning why John Rocker is the only guy I am following I’ve laid it all out for ya…

Scrolling thru X feed and come across this guy, John Rocker, who number one I have NEVER heard of,

AND (no offense to all you other amazing contributors SPACE Hosts out there) that DESPITE his occasional off color commentary,
I actually listened to his “spaces” from “start to finish” (a REAL FEAT when you consider I have never ONCE successfully attended ANY SPACES without bouncing within two minutes of arriving….

HOW is it possible that with all the time I spend in the FKR vortex that I’ve never heard of this guy?! that’s the burning question…

But as for WHY?! I’m pretty sure the second he decided to play Tarzan Boy by Baltimora, there was no going back…

you talk about the nostalgia? This 68 year-old well actually 67 for two more days, which brings back to mind Grants tribute to my birthday last year, which I will post here just because it was so sweet…)

Anyway, as I was saying so this (almost) 68-year-old boomer used to LIVE in the clubs in New York City back in the 80s, and when that song would come on, it was my jam!

Sooo right after playing that, someone left a comment that said, "I don’t have any daughters, but if I did, I’d sell them to you."

Well, if I were John from Scranton’s wife, I’d absolutely approve that transaction! 😆 (But trust me, you would not want me as a mother-in-law ♥️)

P.S. @johnrocker609 if you’re reading this, don’t get any ideas about coming into my DMs. 🤬🤬

(I’m not sure what you’d be looking for if you did, but I can guarantee all that you’d find is the most long-winded chick on X. I take 100% complete advantage of my 25,000-character premium limit on almost every single post! You've been warned. 😂😂😂)

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@breauxtown Please post Tate pics. Thx

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@Houseofpain85 Incrediblely classy group of men

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@MizterMizchief @WholeLottaSauss That’s not fucking true. Lmao the term sooner is rooted in settlers getting a head start at the land run, or being “Sooners”

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@bryan_johnson My assessment is that you’d get smoked in a pick up game at the local ymca

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@geola388 Weird I thought all 3 of them were Caruso

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@geola388 You’re a fucking idiot

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@MiamiHarry69 Tinder pretty grimy, but not as bad as Steins Plenty of Fish

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@MiamiHarry69 RipVan W

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@MiamiHarry69 The wagon is the Sooners settling land during the land run

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@queen__valerie_ @breauxtown Nice cans, Val

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https://t.co/15YOZipQpA

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Many people say BDO has the same jokes over and over, but just this week he had this banger(seemed like I was the only one to notice):

“We got gay retard boner salad here. It’s pronounced SAW-LAUD”

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@LinderLutheSous @iristai04 @messy508 Shake it 4 me honey

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#CocksOut4KarenRead

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@priyaee @ItsCool2LoveUSA Yeah yeah, point that camera down just a tad lower. I’m almost done, sweetie

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@iristai04 @messy508 #CocksOut4Messy