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@lorigirl804 @JustinTrudeau Take him. Come get him. He’s all yours. Free. Please. Have you seen his socks? They’re awesome. You get his socks too! #TrudeauworstPMever

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@JustinTrudeau The two small ones today, but the BIG one next week! With me as Trans Minister, our annual fall election will be EPIC! Can’t wait! 😘

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@joe_warmington Was completely innocent, really. He was actually just looking for some laundry advice. Got something on one of Melanie’s dresses and needs to get it all cleaned up. Turns out, he wasn’t much help.

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@liberal_party @HelenaJaczek Congrats @HelenaJaczek! Can’t wait til I’m in Cabinet with you. I’m going to be a great Minister of Trans! Don’t let the door hit you in the butt on your way out, @OmarAlghabra! #cdnpoli

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@telfordk @cafreeland @calgaryherald That’s more like it! If this continues, looks like our annual fall election is going to be awesome! (Especially with me in Cabinet — I’m still allowed to be on Twitter all day when I get @OmarAlghabra’s job, right?) #cdnpoli #ThankYouForYourServiceOmar

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@ikwilson @westernstandard It is NOT lying, it is “speaking out truth”. Yet another reason why we are introducing fertilizer limits on Canadian rage farmers.

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@atrachelkilmore @OmarAlghabra This is just sad. I will be an excellent replacement (but equally ineffective).

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@liberal_party @cafreeland @ChahalGeorge How come I never get invited to these things? Why doesn’t anybody like me?

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@JustinTrudeau We will also be talking about our upcoming annual Fall Election and my appointment to cabinet! Can’t wait! (Thank you for your service @OmarAlghabra). #cdnpoli #NeedNicerSocks

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@JustinTrudeau @fordnation No idea what you’re talking about, but, if I might say, Sir, your socks are on point!

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@kinsellawarren

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#WhereIsKenney #abpoli #COVID19AB

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@mclandry99 Hopefully, that was where @jkenney was today. He’s been more “missing in action” than @JustinTrudeau was, when the blockade shit was hitting the fan. At least if he was with you losers, we have a hope of replacing him with someone with a brain. #abpoli #COVID19AB #UCP

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@GahwilerSteve @ctvedmonton Knowledge improves as time goes on? How illogical is it to think that if you put a barrier up, it would block something that is transmitted in droplets. This guy would rather get in a disgusting cop van than put on a mask. Exempt? Or just stupid? #AbCOVID19

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@24Kendrak @RosieBarton @JustinTrudeau The CONs were in favour of targeted aid packages, supporting business, keeping people employed and on the payroll. LIBs propped up their big business buddies and platitude heroes, and bought votes from those most vulnerable. Sounds like a great plan. #cdnpoli #TrudeauMustGo

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@24Kendrak @RosieBarton @JustinTrudeau Yes, massive debt with no accountability and no audit trail is definitely a good thing. It’s your tax money too. Can you imagine if all the money that was spent (printed) was focused on those that need it like independent business, homeless, seniors? #cdnpoli

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@RosieBarton Was he talking in his sleep again?

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@kinsellawarren @globeandmail Should @JustinTrudeau now make the offending weapon, Japanese Katana swords illegal? Or would he think that was racist? #cdnpoli

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@TheTorontoSun Would making Japanese Katana swords have prevented the horrendous attacks in Quebec City? Or would @JustinTrudeau think that outlawing them would be racist? #cdnpoli

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@deal_dennis Would outlawing Japanese Katana swords have prevented last night’s atrocities? Or would that be racist? #cdnpoli

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@ottawasuncom I certainly hope, in respect to the attack in Quebec City, that @JustinTrudeau tables a motion to outlaw Japanese Katana swords. Unless, of course, he feels that might be racist. #cdnpoli