John Scott

[John Scott @johnscottmusic_]

I’d do some absolutely nasty and heinous shit for an unlimited supply of blue Powerade

[Dana Carvey @danacarvey]

Turtle Man says Hi!

[Bill Burr @billburr]

Rest in peace to the GREATEST off them all: Jeff Beck!!!!

[John Scott @johnscottmusic_]

@vidsthatgohardd @ShitpostGate Is this the new weird al bio

[John Scott @johnscottmusic_]

Smoothie is such a good name for that wouldnt yall agree

[John Scott @johnscottmusic_]

Does anyone else call subtitles subbies for the sexual thrill

[𝕾𝕷𝕴𝕮𝕶𝖁𝕴𝕮 @VigorousVic]

Suck the foreskin off me 🖕

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Experiencing a Nuclear Bomb first hand in virtual reality 😳🤯

[AFC GLEN @AFC_GLEN]

French TV show invited people with unusual laughs to sit together….. the outcome is fucking brilliant. 😂

[John Scott @johnscottmusic_]

@sashaspitzgold He’s Uber pro diamond tho so ur actually good

[John Scott @johnscottmusic_]

If I was an Apple my preferred career path would be sauce

[John Scott @johnscottmusic_]

One thing i will say is that miles davis is no Jerry Seinfeld but still dope

[John Scott @johnscottmusic_]

Before he cheats by Carrie underwood is such a fucking good song I would’ve killed someone to write that

[John Scott @johnscottmusic_]

@JBirch4444 I don’t think you realize the type of documentary I want to see

[John Scott @johnscottmusic_]

When are we getting the Hunter Biden documentary

[John Scott @johnscottmusic_]

One of my roommates is listening to music and watching goodfellas with subtitles on at the same fucking time what the fuck

[John Scott @johnscottmusic_]

@mike_shilliday Take this seriously

[John Scott @johnscottmusic_]

A man can only take so many “hahaha I’ve seen that” before the darkness begins to set in

[John Scott @johnscottmusic_]

Investing in the condom industry