John Semple

[John Semple @johnsemple92]

Finally arrived!👌🏻🔥💯 @ShapesHQ #naughty #MondayMotivation

[John Semple @johnsemple92]

@ShapesHQ 🔥🔥 jeeeeeeze! #shapeshq #pogostick #millimajor

[John Semple @johnsemple92]

@TheXboxHub I need a unicorn! :D

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

FULL TIME: #CPFC 4-1 @CAFCofficial.

South London remains red and blue.

[CuntsWatching @iCuntsWatching]

James mate that happens ALL TIME TIME, so glad I'm not on my own here. http://t.co/yWbIONoETs

[John Semple @johnsemple92]

@lukehay88 what time do the batty boy tweets start today #frontrowseat

[John Semple @johnsemple92]

@lukehay88 @JasonLane95 biggest pimp in the game I'll have you know fam

[John Semple @johnsemple92]

@lukehay88 you're proper pulling out material from the fanny boy locker tonight and just wiping it on my Twitter feed #batty

[John Semple @johnsemple92]

@lukehay88 and that's how I change my Twitter name? #whatyousmoking

[John Semple @johnsemple92]

@lukehay88 well I would if I knew how to 😂

[John Semple @johnsemple92]

@lukehay88 matches your big head 😜😘

[John Semple @johnsemple92]

@lukehay88 yeah you got the same size forehead as that guy as well haha

[John Semple @johnsemple92]

@lukehay88 I found this old picture of you mate 😘

[John Semple @johnsemple92]

@danlane92 ehhhh lad what you eatin

[John Semple @johnsemple92]

@danlane92 Alan Carr's about later

[Andy @AndySE25]

I bet the people that are complaining about smoke bombs are the same people that ring up Ofcom to complain about an episode of Emmerdale. 😩

[John Semple @johnsemple92]

@danlane92 tweet tweet mofucka

[John Semple @johnsemple92]

@lukehay88 aeroplane mode + wifi = #batterysaver

[John Semple @johnsemple92]

@lukehay88 #wifi

[John Semple @johnsemple92]

@lukehay88 I'm creepin on ya