John Shartzer

I’m more of an instagrammer @johnshartzer

[John Shartzer @JohnShartzer]

@Jpz_132 Thank you so much!! Sorry it’s taking me so long to see this and to respond.

[Jophielle Love @JophielleLove]

OMG! My first song “Shine” got nominated for a Daytime Emmy!!! I am so excited ! Let’s celebrate team! @derek_w_dooms_music @douglasladnier @johnshartzer and of course @generalhospitalabc !!! Thanks to Frank Valentino to have made this sweet scene for me to sing my song!

[John Shartzer @JohnShartzer]

Ready!

[Hulu @hulu]

We're going to need a Flubber: The Musical soundtrack asap. #HIMYF

[John Shartzer @JohnShartzer]

@hulu I’m ready

[John Shartzer @JohnShartzer]

Gleaners gonna glean #ffxivfanfest2023

[John Shartzer @JohnShartzer]

@GeekVibesNation Uh….duh!!!

[John Shartzer @JohnShartzer]

😂

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

"I can't believe what I just saw." #NASCARPlayoffs

[Mallory McMorrow @MalloryMcMorrow]

Senator Lana Theis accused me by name of grooming and sexualizing children in an attempt to marginalize me for standing up against her marginalizing the LGBTQ community...in a fundraising email, for herself.

Hate wins when people like me stand by and let it happen. I won't.

[John Shartzer @JohnShartzer]

@nicole_sigrist TY!!!!

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Freedom doesn't mean you have the right to jeopardize the health of others, incubate worse strains of a deadly virus, and shut down the economy.

[John Shartzer @JohnShartzer]

@sirmarkofj @GM ��😍

[John Shartzer @JohnShartzer]

@Driouxbie @MelissaMarlette @JenniferVestuto We out here!!!!!

[John Shartzer @JohnShartzer]

@TheOnion The The y in on ok Vass’s

[John Shartzer @JohnShartzer]

@IJasonAlexander Dees Pants!

[John Shartzer @JohnShartzer]

@IJasonAlexander Dees Pants!

[John Shartzer @JohnShartzer]

There’s a glass in your cupboard that hasn’t been used in 12 years.

[Joseph Morales @JosephAMorales]

New video! Just practicing. Thanks to @johnshartzer for letting me film his pretty little face. https://t.co/1XqWW2nu5a

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Look Trumpers I get it. As a kid I was a cubs fan and I know you stick by your team no matter what but he's a traitor and a con man who doesn't care about you. Deep down you know it. I'm sure you enjoy pissing people off but you know Trump is a liar and a criminal.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Heading to bed but remember
- If you want to sound crazy please tell me about THE DEEP STATE.
- To sound stupid please be against CANCEL CULTURE but then accuse anyone with an opinion of Virtue signaling.
- Trump Derangement Syndrome is meant to distract from the con of Don

[John Shartzer @JohnShartzer]

Shakespeare-themed, toilet paper company name: Butt Soft