John Sirman

Retire from driving.

[Swipa @SwipaCam]

This is the BEST defensive possession of the NBA Finals so far!

Look at those rotations and closeouts!

[Sydney Supple @Sydney_Supple]

PEAKED AT 3 MILLION 🥹📈
Most watched college softball game on record

[Nic Cruz Patane @niccruzpatane]

The Tesla Cybercab is ~3.4 times more efficient than a Waymo I-PACE.

The Cybercab is built from the ground up as a Robotaxi. The Waymo is a retrofitted platform with a sensor suite that adds excess weight, drag, and constant compute/sensor power draw.

[Tesla North America @tesla_na]

A Tesla is twice as likely to reach 250,000 miles as a Subaru

“No engine, no oil changes, no timing chains, no fuel injectors, and far fewer moving parts overall”

https://t.co/k8iJwbzrrp

[Fancy Boots @TexasFancyBoots]

I’m still not sure I know how to pay proper tribute to my friend Scott.

He was a lot of things. A lawyer. A CPA. A connoisseur of all kinds of beer. A fighter. A pain in the ass. A true friend. And above all, an undying Longhorn fan that dedicated his life to supporting the school he loved.

No one will ever touch his legacy as a Texas Longhorn supporter.

All I can say for now is thank you, Scotty, for entrusting me with one of the pillars and icons of your fandom - your 1975 Cadillac Sedan de Ville. I promise I’ll take care of her, and try to honor your legacy in everything I do for Texas.

Love you, SW

WIN FOR WILSON

[Tom Blomfield @t_blom]

I just bought a Tesla Model Y

Full Self Driving is one of the most impressive pieces of technology I’ve ever experienced.

I now wish I’d got it a year ago.

[Texas Longhorns @TexasLonghorns]

so nice, we did it twice 🤘🤘

#HookEm

[Dan Priestley @danWpriestley]

Running high grade + heavy load feels effortless in the Tesla Semi. Enough power to maintain speed when climbing, and regenerative braking making descents save and controllable. All while in silence.

[Texas Softball @TexasSoftball]

GAME 1 BELONGS TO TEXAS 🤘

#HookEm

[Austin Business Journal @MyABJ]

AEG Presents will renovate and rebrand the Southeast Austin club when it takes over the lease in 2027. https://t.co/YrsuQpZscX

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

Idk man, seeing the emotion from Victor Wembanyama after clinching the Western Conference is so damn cool…

I love every second of it. Superstars just aren’t built like this. Shit absolutely means something to him. He’s one of one. Cool as hell.

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

https://t.co/wPBT8zFoaw

[Yun-Ta Tsai @yunta_tsai]

Congratulations to all the hardworking teams for this amazing milestone, from the factory, vehicle programs, software, systems, and AI. 🤠

[James Stephenson @ICannot_Enough]

🚨BREAKING:
Tesla has been authorized by the State of Texas to operate driverless vehicles commercially under the new law that took effect today, May 28th, 2026. Tesla has officially self-certified the software running on its robotaxis as Level 4. $TSLA

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@dieujuu Flirtation, by Eugene de Blaas, 1894

[Texas State Parks @TPWDparks]

Meet our newest addition: Silver Lake State Park. 🥳

Just two hours west of San Antonio, this incredible landscape will expand recreational opportunities for Texans and generations to come.

📲 Learn more about this acquisition: https://t.co/YCYmogJKBZ

[Leave Delaware @LeaveDelaware]

🚨ExxonMobil shareholders just approved (71.3%) to leave New Jersey for Texas.

Incorporated in NJ since 1882. After 144 years, it's over.

One of the largest companies in the world had every option on the table. They didn't pick Delaware. They picked Texas.

Glass Lewis said no. ISS said no. Shareholders said yes.

[Starlink @Starlink]

Starlink-equipped buoys provided real-time video streaming in the Indian Ocean during Starship's twelfth flight test

[americanair @AmericanAir]

Your scrolling just got an upgrade. Coming in 2027, @Starlink to American flights. ✈️

A more seamless, high-speed in-flight connection — built for streaming, browsing, gaming, and staying connected in real time, gate to gate.

Want to learn more? Head to our Newsroom. https://t.co/1ilXrMDRjD

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Starship flip and landing burn at the end of its twelfth flight test