Johnsmith

[Quam🎭 @Quamclips]

“A family in the Middle East booked me for millions, only for 3 people to show up. The daughter made me perform ‘Lonely’ for 2 hours while laughing. That’s when I realized I was just a jester to them.”

— Akon

[dom @BigDominooch]

it’s too good man

[Josh Wolfe @wolfejosh]

All Americans need to stop already with the absurd racist bigoted apartheid oppression genocide supremacist (did i miss a word?) Islamophobia

that Dearborn Michigan has been settled by Iranian IRGC agents

There is ZERO proof of that. So just stop

These are…American patriots👇

[Irami Osei-Frimpong @IramiOF]

Her dad was a surgeon and her mom was a Vanderbilt University Prof.

At this point, I don't know if these people lie to themselves, or if they just lie to other people.

[Paulina Plazas @paulinaplazas]

𝟑𝟐 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗪𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗞𝗮𝗿-𝘄𝗮𝗶'𝘀 𝗖𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝘅𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 (𝟭𝟵𝟵𝟰)

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Crash that left Adolf Silva permanently paralyzed.

[Ali @haramcart]

America is a beautiful melting pot of monarchist Iranians, Shen Yun Chinese, Orange County Vietnamese, White Russians, Cuban gusanos, Miami Venezuelans, Afrikaners, Eduardo Bolsonaro. A rainbow of people who had their servants taken away.

[SNEAKO DAILY UPDATES @SneakoUpdat3s]

SNEAKO was LOST FOR WORDS when he came across a half-Saudi, half-Iranian girl from the UK who is a Muslim but was unable to recite the Shahada. 😳

"She's half-Iranian, half-Saudi and doesn't know Shahada. This is what the West does, bro."

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘THE ONLY LIVING PICKPOCKET IN NEW YORK’, starring John Turturro and Giancarlo Esposito.

The film follows an old criminal trying to figure out how to pickpocket in a modern cash-less world.

In theaters on October 30.

[Ben Stadler @TheBenStadler]

@RabbiPoupko @mauthausen Denying a genocide on the site of a genocide seems a lot worse than anything that anyone else was doing.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A man returned a rare first edition book to a bookstore that he stole it from 40 years ago

He also left $100 and an apology

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

Holy shit Pattinson's voice in this is nuts

[Movie Moments Analyst @Real_Moviescene]

In Zoolander (2001), Ben Stiller accidentally repeated the line, "But why male models?" after forgetting his next line.

David Duchovny stayed in character and calmly gave the exact same explanation again.

The mistake was so funny it stayed in the final film.

[Matt “Big D” Dongles @BigDBoneyard]

When did those things fucking spawn in

[Brandon @LibOrNormal]

Guy gets told by a park ranger: “If you jump, you’re going to jail.”

He still launches off a massive DIY ropeswing 50+ feet above a lake, flips mid-air, and gets handcuffed the second he comes back up!

Charge? “Dangerous games.” Code 43-19.

[Johnsmith @Johnsmithtjq]

@dlondonwortel Toúche

[twelvepills @twelvepills12]

October 27, 1997. Victor Niederhoffer is ranked the world's number one hedge fund manager. 35% annualized returns. Fifteen years straight.

His strategy: sell naked puts on the S&P 500. Collect the premium. Bet on calm.

It worked for 180 months in a row.

The Asian crisis hits Thailand. Then Hong Kong. On October 27 the Dow drops 554 points in one session.

His broker calls in the puts. By the close, $130 million is gone. The fund shuts that same day.

A year earlier, Nassim Taleb watched him place these trades. His read: this is selling flood insurance. Most years you collect the premium and look brilliant. Then the flood comes once. It takes everything at once.

Niederhoffer didn't lose to bad luck. He lost to the math. The strategy had a positive edge on average, calculated across every version of the market that could have happened. He only had to live in the one that did.

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

There's something quite poetic about this and the Perez Hilton video. This is the only way the attention arms race ends:. What started with "Oww, Charlie bit my finger" necessarily ends with extreme violence and death on screen. It's like what Adorno said about the atom bomb.