Jack Johnson

1/2 of @JackAndJackReal Don't really got my shit together just appear this way. The #CalibraskaEP is out everywhere!

[Jack Johnson @johnsnjackx]

@nashty97grier THANKS GRIER!! Love ya too

[Jack Johnson @johnsnjackx]

@imsammywilk I know man! Thanks tho

[Jack Johnson @johnsnjackx]

@champagnegiav Your puns get better and better! Thank you Taylor! Hope to see you soon.

[taylor @97lilangel]

@johnsnjackx HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPIRIT ANIMAL!!!! i miss you so much and i hope ure gonna celebrate the wild life (get it??) I looooooove u ♡♡♡♡

[Jack Johnson @johnsnjackx]

@Yourbasicsluttt Thank you but I'm not little anymore!

[Jack Johnson @johnsnjackx]

What if clothes were never invented and it was just normal for everyone to walk around naked. That would be interesting. I'm gonna try it.

[Jack Johnson @johnsnjackx]

The only time I would ever let a girl between me and G is at a meet and greet

[Jack Johnson @johnsnjackx]

Daily reminder that it isn't cute if you switch boyfriend/girlfriends like underwear

[Jack Johnson @johnsnjackx]

When people start talking about themselves way too much I'm just like yeaaahhhhhh how about not

[Jack Johnson @johnsnjackx]

Com tu tapel mademoiselle?

[Jack Johnson @johnsnjackx]

My social media game has been pretty weak lately I'm feeling like Gilinsky 😓

[Jack Johnson @johnsnjackx]

If trump becomes president I will highly contemplate moving to Canada. Trust me, that's not a joke.

[Jack Johnson @johnsnjackx]

@bxbygcrl Can't say

[Jack Johnson @johnsnjackx]

OTP going on in here.

[Jack Johnson @johnsnjackx]

Just cause you wear a certain brand doesn't mean you have style haha. Expensive shit doesn't always mean it's fresh.

[Jack Johnson @johnsnjackx]

I told you I was going to meet Koalas. https://t.co/sYssXRZnJy

[Jack Johnson @johnsnjackx]

Do you have chlamydia? Because you seem addicted to bringing it up. https://t.co/4jIG50fZO3

[Jack Johnson @johnsnjackx]

My new best friend.

[Jack Johnson @johnsnjackx]

@halsagex We used protection

[Jack Johnson @johnsnjackx]

"The Koala is coming at 1:45"

And at that moment, my stomach dropped. Never did I expect to hear such a beautiful sentence.