The Johnson Report

Bringing honesty and humour to journalism and politics. While I live in Seattle, I vote for America. 🌊 🌊 🇺🇸🇺🇸 #BlackLivesMatter

[The Johnson Report @johnson0report]

Raising the minimum wage:

Pros:
Saves thousands of lives
Provides millions with living wages
Improves and builds our economy
Makes education more affordable

Cons:
Your Big Mac will cost 35 cents more.

[Jeff Paterson @patersonjeff]

please stay out of my DMs asking for ‘the scoop’ on JT Miller. Show the player, and, more importantly the person, some respect and give him his space.

[The Johnson Report @johnson0report]

@ChetanHeer19 @taj1944 @DonnieandDhali Sometimes you just gotta respect people's mental health. I'd much rather him take an absense and come back great in a couple weeks than to push himself too far when it hurts both his happiness and his play.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here's our statement on the results of the 2024 presidential election:

[NHL @NHL]

SECOND ROUND, HERE THEY COME! 🐳

The @Canucks are moving on in these #StanleyCup Playoffs!

Presented by @NavyFederal

[The Johnson Report @johnson0report]

@DrCanadiaMD 5-4 win. Hoglander, Suter, Garland goals. Lafferty with game winner.

[Rob Williams @RobTheHockeyGuy]

Opinion: #Canucks viewing parties can be held safely, despite what Ken Sim says https://t.co/uUlHftrtFW

[The Johnson Report @johnson0report]

@AustinBaril @patersonjeff How?

[The Johnson Report @johnson0report]

@ChesterM222 One person for each of his goals this season

[Alex Friedman 🤠 @heyalexfriedman]

Omg, this is the best marketing play I’ve seen in a long time.

Molson, a beer company and partner for the PWHL, or the Professional Women’s Hockey League, decided to re-vamp the jerseys for the league to announce their partnership.

They saw a problem: many of the women on the team have long hair, so while they are playing… their names are covered.

Molson's solution? Put the players' names on the bottom of the jerseys and their sponsorship logo on the top.

“We covered our name so hers could be seen.”

To make it even better, the campaign was launched on International Women’s Day.

What do you think? Because I think it’s SO GOOD.

[J.D. Burke (on bsky) @JDylanBurke]

The Canucks losing out on Tyler Toffoli puts them perilously close to having a deadline that just plain isn’t good enough. You’re all in or you’re not. Get some players.

[bamboozle @ibamboozIe]

2023-24 TDL insider power rankings
1. Elliotte Friedman
2. Frank Seravalli
3. Darren Dreger
4. Kevin Weekes
5. Jordan Schmaltz

[The Johnson Report @johnson0report]

@frank_seravalli @DailyFaceoff Blockbuster

[Jake @RimJutherford69]

I apologize if this has been said by someone else already.

But can we please take time to acknowledge that Kuzmenko OK’d a trade off literally the best teem in the league for a team headed in the wrong direction.

He didn’t have to do that for the #Canucks

96 will be missed.

[dom 📈 @domluszczyszyn]

@DrCanadiaMD i was definitely wrong about quinn hughes lol

[Jack “CouRage” Dunlop @CouRageJD]

I wish I could disable the For You tab on X.

It is littered with death, conspiracy theories, and absolute garbage reposted content.

Spending less and less time on this app by the day.

[Rafa Prada • Riseˢᶠᶜ @rafaprada]

@passittobulis Adding Hronek!

#NHLAllStarVote      JT Miller
#NHLAllStarVote      Brock Boeser
#NHLAllStarVote      Thatcher Demko
#NHLAllStarVote      Filip Hronek
#NHLAllStarVote      Elias Pettersson

[Daniel Wagner @passittobulis]

Wednesday is a 2x vote day for retweets, so if you tweet something like

#NHLAllStarVote Thatcher Demko
#NHLAllStarVote Elias Pettersson
#NHLAllStarVote Brock Boeser
#NHLAllStarVote J.T. Miller

and someone retweets it, the RT will count 2x. But I won’t tell you how to vote.

[The Johnson Report @johnson0report]

#NHLAllStarVote Brock Boeser
#NHLAllStarVote Elias Petterson
#NHLAllStarVote JT Miller

[The Johnson Report @johnson0report]

@NHLNetwork #NHLAllStarVote Thatcher Demko