Larry_Fucking_Johnson

Do I even need to introduce myself? I'm the best fucking frontman of the best fucking group in this world.

[Larry_Fucking_Johnson @johnson_fucking]

@HeavyMetalDyke Oh well.. That's definetly better. THANK YOU HONEY.

[Larry_Fucking_Johnson @johnson_fucking]

@HeavyMetalDyke You're always the kindest sassy bitch Ash, you know i love you gurl.

[Larry_Fucking_Johnson @johnson_fucking]

@HeavyMetalDyke I wish i could ahah, one of the starting point of the therapy is to "get rid of negativity from the past" aka an elegant way to say "you better throw that shit away you motherfucker"..

Well then, i really hope you'll like my mastershit ahah

[Larry_Fucking_Johnson @johnson_fucking]

@HeavyMetalDyke Oh fuckity fuck no! Ahah actually.. It wouldn't be such a big loss anyway.. I can't touch even a cigarette now.. You know.. But i already have a present for you don't worry love.. Hope you still like my art eh..

[Larry_Fucking_Johnson @johnson_fucking]

Today's been one of those "bad" days, after all the rehab i still have troubles walking for more than 2 minutes without crutches.. But scrolling my phone gallery i found this memory.. It brings me such a big nostalgia.. Back then everything was easier.. Man, i miss those days..

[Larry_Fucking_Johnson @johnson_fucking]

Heyhey it's been HELLA LONG since i last posted something! But I'm still alive! Literally.. And that's cool! I'm starting my rehab in a few weeks. (yeah, i can share my shit with you now, fuck it..) I wanna be proud of myself for once, i wanna make those i love proud of me.

[Larry_Fucking_Johnson @johnson_fucking]

@HeavyMetalDyke See? I know i might be a total piece of shit sometimes and i know it.. Someone told me once or twice.... (a day) But talking with you always warms my teeny tiny cold heart.. Eheh

[Larry_Fucking_Johnson @johnson_fucking]

Roses are red violets are blue God damn it i still can't move my fucking arms and legs properly fuck this stupid place, fuck everyone i don't care if it doesn't rhyme with blue. AND VIOLETS ARE NOT EVEN BLUE WHAT THE FUCK.

[Larry_Fucking_Johnson @johnson_fucking]

@SoftGayBoiTodd I know.. I just hope he's fine now.. I know you're mad at him and everything but i just hope he's safe, wherever he is now..

[Larry_Fucking_Johnson @johnson_fucking]

@HeavyMetalDyke Heyhey!!!! I would be a hella good father!!! I like babies. With those tiny faces, and hands and yeah they're cute. Ahahahah

[Larry_Fucking_Johnson @johnson_fucking]

@HeavyMetalDyke

[Larry_Fucking_Johnson @johnson_fucking]

@SoftGayBoiTodd @HeavyMetalDyke Heyheyheyhey!!!! Am i the bad guy in here now? I just gave you what you asked for.. And also.. You all can't deny my ass always makes you all do the fucking funniest things.. You can't lie about it.

[Larry_Fucking_Johnson @johnson_fucking]

@HeavyMetalDyke @SoftGayBoiTodd You know i don't have anything against it baby, i don't mind some compliments about my meat 😏

[Larry_Fucking_Johnson @johnson_fucking]

@SoftGayBoiTodd @HeavyMetalDyke Heyheyhey!!!!! Calm down buddy!!! That wasn't my fault!!!! It's @HeavyMetalDyke the one that likes to share photos in here!! YOU asked me to try the "good stuff"! It wasn't my fault if you couldn't handle it and u were so stoned you couldn't even say no to one of Ash's pics

[Larry_Fucking_Johnson @johnson_fucking]

@SoftGayBoiTodd @HeavyMetalDyke NEVER!! I would never be so evil to deprive the world of the opportunity to see such a beautiful thing. Ayyyyyyy 😏

[Larry_Fucking_Johnson @johnson_fucking]

@HeavyMetalDyke Jesus Fuckin Christ!! THAT'S SO DAMN TRUE!! YOU DON'T KNOW THE STRUGGLE OF HIDING A BONER WHEN YOU'RE GETTING TATTOOED. Oh.. Hey, i don't know it too.. I don't hide anything.. When he wants to be free i let him be free.

[Larry_Fucking_Johnson @johnson_fucking]

@HeavyMetalDyke Ahah yeah we should post a new one now that I have my new piercing! And ouchie! You saying that I'm not a good singer? You used to like my voice, but yeah.. I would be a good pornstar too eheh

[Larry_Fucking_Johnson @johnson_fucking]

Spending free time like this is the best way to spend time..