johnson yegon

Simply me, die hard Manchester United fan..

[johnson yegon @johnson_yegon]

@paulinenjoroge Don't they have a backup generator?

[Hon Gideon Kimaiyo, PhD @GideonKimaiyo_]

Oiting'o murenikab gaa chengoitu Nairobi onam ng'otit otakchi gaa. Kile Kalenjin ngeparei punyot ityech tai, keparei nepo arng'wong ityech let. Machomook chii murechu!

[johnson yegon @johnson_yegon]

@_James041 Dilemma is the definition of damned if you do and damned if you don't, very tricky here.

[johnson yegon @johnson_yegon]

@esthermuli_bee @C_NyaKundiH @johnson_yegon

[Fact @Fact]

No matter how good or bad you have it, wake up each day thankful for your life. Someone somewhere else is desperately fighting for theirs.

[johnson yegon @johnson_yegon]

@BonifaceGMwangi I believe that's where we are headed sir, believe..

[Fact @Fact]

A "kakistocracy" is a system where the government is run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens.

[Fact @Fact]

No relationship is ever a waste of your time. If it didn't bring you what you want, it taught you what you didn't want.

[johnson yegon @johnson_yegon]

@Haaland_sholla Exactly, just how far should you be seated close to your spouse in such parties, in fact she's even closer to Susan than the husband

[johnson yegon @johnson_yegon]

@omwambaKE On point

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

COST OF TAKING SIDE CHICK ON A DATE
1. Transport fare for coming 1000
2. Hotel room 1500
3. Drinks and food 2000
4. Thanks for coming 3000
Total (at least ) 7500
N/B :That's just for one visit!
If you meet twice in a month that's atleast 15k gone.
This is just to a 30 minutes pleasure oh, with a girl you met just the other day.

But

Your wife will wake up 05:00AM Make Breakfast, Wash, Clean, Advice You, Wash Children's Clothes, Dress Children to School, come back home Clean the House, prepare your Breakfast, rush to the Market, pick Children from School, start assisting them in their Home Work, start preparing Dinner, make sure the Kids are tucked into Bed by 09:00PM.

And you can't even spend 10K on your wife really?

We Men must have sense in Life this coming year 2024.

If you agree, Retweet!

[johnson yegon @johnson_yegon]

@RogersKirochi @EACCKenya This is the junior officer

[johnson yegon @johnson_yegon]

@paulinenjoroge This whatever means is an illegal connection period, that's exactly what Kitui East MP did in kitengela, a very dangerous trend

[Motivational Quotes @EzuieQuotes]

"The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth."

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

Don’t forget who checked on you when you were at rock bottom.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

A man can be in the worst position and all he will say is “I’ll take care of it”

He might be flat broke with no hope, but that’s what he will say.

And might get grumpy but somehow he always finds a way.

Respect to all the real men out there that do the impossible daily.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

A woman will come back to you after she fails to replace you.

And if you accept her, it won't take her long to leave you again.

[SeffSaid @SeffSaid]

"Life is too short to stress over people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life."

[johnson yegon @johnson_yegon]

@mbakimbaki001 @DonaldBKipkorir Close call, narrow escape

[johnson yegon @johnson_yegon]

@ahmednasirlaw Circulated stolen vehicle was a Mercedes and not a prado