Al Johnson

just a regular working dude. 40 years fixing cars in exchange for money and a broken body.hobbyist gunsmith. science nerd. funk/metal fan. no pronoun confusion

[Al Johnson @johnsonal555]

@lippyent We had one in junior high school

[Al Johnson @johnsonal555]

@ThrillaRilla369 I call him, Al.

[Al Johnson @johnsonal555]

@S_U_Network The New Guy

[Al Johnson @johnsonal555]

10 minute mile- 0-60 in 6.2 seconds, no problem
20 pushups- I push-up out the chair way more
20 sit-ups -same as pushups
5000 pull ups -do i have to know the people i pull up to?
20 squats- i drop stuff a lot, easy
2 minute plank- I prefer medium rare, but it might turn out with enough heat

[Al Johnson @johnsonal555]

@ChrisCoble @adgirlMM @TibbJam Same here. Turning 57 in a few weeks, been paying since 16. Have to do another 8 years at my job to be fully vested. Assuming I make it that far…

[Al Johnson @johnsonal555]

@ThrillaRilla369 How did they manage to f this up?
Remember, you get paid by the hour.

[Al Johnson @johnsonal555]

@sarahhepola I fix everything we have

[Al Johnson @johnsonal555]

@abmarkman I don’t have telegram

[Al Johnson @johnsonal555]

@abmarkman I hadn’t seen this model, gorgeous!

[Al Johnson @johnsonal555]

@FrankBr05713205 If auto repair is your livelihood, a cheap tool will ruin your day in a heartbeat. It’s a hard lesson, but you learn it quickly.

[Al Johnson @johnsonal555]

@VinnysCorner1 I just remembered Steve Kerr. Man would sit on the bench almost all game, come in with 3 seconds to play and hit the shot, and walk off with the win.

[Al Johnson @johnsonal555]

@VinnysCorner1 Change C) to Reggie Miller and you have a proper list. G) would be Ray Allen.

[Al Johnson @johnsonal555]

@DeansDesk @uscfan981 And a better teammate.

[Al Johnson @johnsonal555]

@Sassafrass_84 @clerpatriot Never went to a doctor for that. Just forced it kind of straight and taped it.

[Al Johnson @johnsonal555]

@Legacy411 @BredsguardDalen The Primus cover of Hot Rod Lincoln.

[Al Johnson @johnsonal555]

@Avabelly__ I’m guessing you went to public schools and slept a lot. Or maybe you meant dog years.

[Al Johnson @johnsonal555]

@Sierra_rak Exactly what you said, but with a bit of vulgarity. I’m a mechanic btw.

[Al Johnson @johnsonal555]

@td_nash Larry is top 3 of all time. LeBron doesn’t make my too 100 of any time.

[Al Johnson @johnsonal555]

@EpicClipVault I live in Memphis, The BBQ Shop is one of the top 3 places to go to. Great place to have their first ribs!

[Al Johnson @johnsonal555]

@HawkEmDownChris Tough choice between: Primus, Exodus or Sacred Reich. I’d be cool with any of them.