Alec Johnson

the amount of coolness is inifinity

[Alec Johnson @johnsonalec79]

Think twice next time your cookin bacon.. Ouch

[Alec Johnson @johnsonalec79]

Lol when randoms text me

[Alec Johnson @johnsonalec79]

"Im the shit.... constipated." @Rporter85

[Nathan Spinden @Naturalized91]

I have never met someone with such a lack of common sense as Alec. Jesus Christ 😄🔫

[Chill Vibes @ChiIIVlbes]

I need the beach, man.

[Alec Johnson @johnsonalec79]

Workin in Iowa city animal testing center building has no windows & installing spray nozzle sinks... Assuming theirs a logical explanation

[Alec Johnson @johnsonalec79]

@nicole_wilsonn who the hell was it lmao

[Alec Johnson @johnsonalec79]

@Rporter85 lmfao 😂

[Alec Johnson @johnsonalec79]

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road?.... Smoked by the Honda @Naturalized91

[Asa Akira @AsaAkira]

I think I might start thanksgiving at midnight. The eating part, not the thankful part.

[Alec Johnson @johnsonalec79]

"You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys.... Forget about it!"

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

Snowboarder who just wiped out and shit himself https://t.co/YjSZkptCqd

[Alec Johnson @johnsonalec79]

@Rporter85 lol

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

I have a sore throat so I checked out web md to see what's going on. It's looking like I only have a couple weeks left guys

[Alec Johnson @johnsonalec79]

This cabin fever though <<< sun and sandbar is imperative right about now

[Alec Johnson @johnsonalec79]

"Bought some roses dollar a piece a week ago threw em in the freezer.. Gonna pull em out.. Give em to the old lady"-dumbass on the job site

[Alec Johnson @johnsonalec79]

Be what you wanna be do what you wanna do haha make yourself happy no one but yourself #BobMarley

[Alec Johnson @johnsonalec79]

#Statesnaps on kcci though >>>>>>>

[Alec Johnson @johnsonalec79]

Heatin up.... FUCK!

[Alec Johnson @johnsonalec79]

If you ain't got lucky charms at the trap I feel sorry for you