Erika Johnson

[Erika Johnson @johnsonerikas]

@altgeldshrugged vintage silver on one kings lane right now #wallofdeliveryboxes #ambienshoppingspree

[Erika Johnson @johnsonerikas]

It's a bad feeling to be used and unwanted at the same time. #hurtful

[Erika Johnson @johnsonerikas]

Really don't like this arrangement of Sunday Night Football theme. #sucks #notcarriesfault

[Erika Johnson @johnsonerikas]

You know it's a rough game when the punter gets a concussion. #battlethru

[Erika Johnson @johnsonerikas]

@MeghanSchun I might have yelled at a guy. #trash #gretchenwilson

[Erika Johnson @johnsonerikas]

Outside dining. swapped servers bc 1st one was stoned. Bongos nearby. New server thinks it great. Have headache. #old #uncool

[Erika Johnson @johnsonerikas]

Poor planning leads to store bought tailgating. #hangingmyhead #theymightrevokemySECcard #raisedbetter

[Erika Johnson @johnsonerikas]

Dingdang shutdown.... Messing up my weekend. #ggrrrr

[Erika Johnson @johnsonerikas]

Getting my dreams crushed. :(. #naysayers #whoaskedyou?

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

A&E canceled "Hoarders." But viewers will never delete the dozens of episodes on their DVR because they might need them one day. #fallonmono

[Erika Johnson @johnsonerikas]

GATA! Go Dawgs!!

[Erika Johnson @johnsonerikas]

Eff you, Monday. Just...eff you. #effityeffingeff

[Erika Johnson @johnsonerikas]

Pesto is not garlic butter. Yucky garlic butter. I want my pesto! On the upside, if attacked by vampires...totes ready. #yeahisaidtotes

[Erika Johnson @johnsonerikas]

@altgeldshrugged sorry to hear of travel woes; despite contrary evidence GA loves you. #honorarysoutherner

[Erika Johnson @johnsonerikas]

Cannot listen to any more complaining today. #ironicallyb!+<£y

[Erika Johnson @johnsonerikas]

Is there anything sadder than a single love bug? #oneisthelonliestnumber

[Erika Johnson @johnsonerikas]

I'm pretty easygoing, but there are limits. For example, every time someone texts they will 'c' me next tues, it's hard not to be offended.

[Erika Johnson @johnsonerikas]

Bryce just discovered he's never used the vacuum cleaner on the right setting. It's a new world. #helpless

[Erika Johnson @johnsonerikas]

I want to be best friends with Ross Matthews. #obsessed

[Erika Johnson @johnsonerikas]

@jenniferweiner Unfortunately, I do. #unfollow