Jake Johnson

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

[Jake Johnson @johnsonj74]

Talking about equipment today and my boss says. "Just gonna send it." #dadshit

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

Severe Hurricane Warning for Florida on Saturday September 9, 2017

[Jake Johnson @johnsonj74]

@ClassicDadMoves @davidkrapohl

[Jake Johnson @johnsonj74]

Just saw a bumper sticker that said "PLEASE BE PATIENT" I needed that. Amen grandma

[Lawn Whisperers @LawnWhisperers]

This is Ron. He loves red meat, whiskey, woodworking, & breakfast foods. If you think he cares about your personal life, think again. 19/10

[Jake Johnson @johnsonj74]

Good friends, burritos, boys in makeup. This weekend was 9/9 #atewell

[Jake Johnson @johnsonj74]

Very pleased to be spending Faster Horses weekend in Grayling becoming a high speed soldier. #frigyes #tearitup

[Jake Johnson @johnsonj74]

@B3N_T3N_ I'm a dad. Duh

[Jake Johnson @johnsonj74]

@B3N_T3N_ that account is honestly me haha

[Jake Johnson @johnsonj74]

@chan_parsons deep ✉️✈️

[Dr. Steve Brule @_Steve_Brule]

Dornald Trumpets is offricial president boy of all the states in Americans.

[Jake Johnson @johnsonj74]

Easily the best addition to the palace thus far. #Lincoln #pooch #son @ The Pine Street Palace https://t.co/Rg1br73YpT

[Jake Johnson @johnsonj74]

Got a bloody nose under control after about 30 mins, laid in bed and sneezed... #Neat

[Jake Johnson @johnsonj74]

I'll eat that ass like a Roomba.

[Jake Johnson @johnsonj74]

Happy birthday @AdamC223 ya friggen nerd