Linzy 🌻

[Linzy 🌻 @JohnsonLinzy]

Not me stress cleaning bc of this weather

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I remember when all I worried about was picking up my butt cheeks when I tanned. Those were the days

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And here we go again

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@lottmer Newborn poops are the worst 😂😂

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@lottmer Good job mama!!! ❤️❤️

[Linzy 🌻 @JohnsonLinzy]

Just one of those days where blasting some music with the windows down felt right

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WHAT OMG

[armadillo with a doobie @mccountrry]

It’s funny that this Miranda Lambert video is going viral bc just last week I asked her for a selfie and she spit in my face and threw a bottle of Tito’s at my infant son 💕

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You know what’s not fun? Buying some ribbed crops thinking it will be cute and looking like a little boy bc no boobs 😅😅

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Cheers to 29 🥳

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@BjFickling 🔥🔥🔥

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Anyone else having a shit morning??

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Someone said I was dry. I thought I was funny but now everything I say I’m like am I dry? Is it me? Am I the drama? 😂😂

[Linzy 🌻 @JohnsonLinzy]

@baileyzimmerman all day every day getting me ready to work

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@hodges_chelsey A shot or three please

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Going out of my normalcy and getting my toes painted pink.

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@lottmer ����🤣🤣 literally! Between that and I really think the pedicure did it for me. 1 or 2 days after that my water broke!

[Linzy 🌻 @JohnsonLinzy]

I don’t think I’ll ever understand the trend of paying money for shoes that are supposed to look dirty. Mine gonna look like that in a week tops anyways

[Linzy 🌻 @JohnsonLinzy]

You think people get mad when you react? Wait until you see what they do when you don’t.