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I just wanna shoutout my followers. All 23 of em. Big of me I know. They’re all either porn bots or crypto scams, but I love em all like my children. Sweet dream, random fake porn ladies.

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@getnickwright Nick, JR here. Long time hater first time caller. Quick question hit the dinner table, when will you grow a brain? More importantly, when will you understand Bo Nix is just good? Just a question thats popped up, kids asking, you understand. I’ll hang up and listen, thanks.

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This Dre Greenlaw shit makes me wanna get active again. Not that the porn bots who follow me care, but to those fake ladies just know that this Dre Greenlaw shit is makin me wanna get active again. More to come.

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Denver Sweep on a Saturday. How the hell are ya

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Bo Nix plays football today. Fire up

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@NFLonCBS Remember when actual people who are supposed to have brains and stuff tried to tell us to our faces and ears that this idiot was better than surtain? Do you remember? Can you imagine? Dorks

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Any avs fans not rooting for big Val’s success should be drawn and quartered in a public square. Fucks wrong with you. Also, equal rights opportunist JR here, the reporters from that postgame should also be drawn and quartered in a public square. #goavsgo

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I miss @6ErikJohnson

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Bout fuckin time you got on board @BarstoolBigCat and @PardonMyTake . Welcome to BOvember. Shoutout @PFTCommenter for always BOlieving, glad someone over there was using their brain

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What if Bo Nix fucks around and shocks the world this Sunday in primetime?? (1pm eastern)

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I can’t bolieve I’ve got hope and joy watching Broncos games again. I actually see a future. Idk what the fuck the future looks like I’m just so happy I can see that it exists

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Not a strong day for the pro chain gang

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@citchmook Citch, JR here. Mack’s a beauty and everyone knows it. But does he have more cups than the leafs organization since MLK declared his dream? Yes. Does he have more harts than Matthew’s? No they’re tied but Mack’s got a cup. Why give em the time, the kids got an android. Bird city

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Can you fuckin imagine not thinking Bo is the guy? I mean just imagine telling yourself day in day out, Bo isn’t the guy. Like in what world are we, as Broncos fans, saying Bo isn’t the guy? We don’t know. Were broken. Bo’s the guy. His name is Bo. Bo knows. Bo knows football

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@ladbible This can’t be real right? I mean surely a dude that fucked a kid didn’t actually get a platform to speak on. Right?
Seriously through I hope this guy gets bullied by random people forever, I hope he he gets a boot in the bag every time he steps outside, scumbag rat fuck. Loser

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@citchmook Citch, JR here. Respectfully, and I mean with all due respect (respectfully), are you outta your fuckin mind? How do you not give Nate or Tazer the nod? Gabes a stallion hes a machine hell be back, but if we hit year 3 of him parked hittin box jumps in Sweden hes gotta give it up

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@RearAdBsBlog #coupleaclicksforRA

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Every so often when I’m scrolling the Twitter, havin a time, I’ll see the name Rahim Moore and it’ll completely ruin my day. Without fail, every single time. Fuck that guy.

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Every NFL fan has that one play that made them stare at their TV like this

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2 goals on 8 shots. Where tf was this against the avs