Trey Johnson

No philosophy is ever so consoling as a good sandwich.
With @PostOpinions.
A #Cleftproud dad.

[Trey Johnson @johnsont139]

@HeyBooBoo16 Learn.

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We need Thanksgiving songs. So @petridishes wrote some.

🧵Here's a sample: https://t.co/VPi8Aa02Hg

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@semi_rad "Semi-Clean" does not inspire confidence

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@BCDreyer I had a coworker angry at me that she could not quit her job the way she wanted because I was gone for my mother's death and funeral.

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@crampell A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court

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@crampell Dune, Hobbit/LOTR, Watership Down, Sherlock Holmes,

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https://t.co/m3fL4mCL2G

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Just in time for Murph. https://t.co/KyuVwr29gu

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I would be happy at the 100,000 mile level. https://t.co/FWeSQTo7dL

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@semi_rad This also works with chocolate chips.

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🚀 Voted for @butterybros1 to win the the #ShortyAwards https://t.co/S7lUScWLAL

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@ffxconnector @ffxconnector Will you be ending service early tonight again without notification or will busses run into the night on Sunday hours? Luckily an employee told me about the night shut down last night since you didn't. Your last web update was 5 p.m. when I left work at 8:30.

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@BCDreyer can I get a retweet?

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@PostOpinions is looking for an ace copy editor. DM me if interested. #journalismjobs #copyediting #editing

[Trey Johnson @johnsont139]

@PostOpinions is looking for an ace copy editor. DM me if interested. #journalismjobs #copyediting #editing

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@semi_rad No. I have a six-year-old.

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If I had $1 for every time I had to fix this ...

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@BCDreyer If I had $1 for every time I have had to fix this....

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I just saw a @jimmyjohns commercial that actually used redlining as a positive for the delivery of its sandwiches....Someone may have wanted to Google that before making a commercial.