Tess

dog mom 🐾 | conservationist 🌿 | coffee lover☕️

[RealitySteve @RealitySteve]

Seeing Tyler Cameron for the first time since he left for filming is the happiest I’ve seen Matt all season.

[Rachel Lindsay @TheRachLindsay]

Can you imagine if the BLM protests stormed the Capitol like this????

[Tess @johnsontess12]

@Greenlvrgirl I want to be there when this happens

[Tess @johnsontess12]

Why does @olivegarden have to be so far away 😭

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

I know you want one. RT for your chance to win :)

Official Rules: https://t.co/MfyAT1iYWH

[Tess @johnsontess12]

@Greenlvrgirl

[Tess @johnsontess12]

I have gone 2 full days without eating thin mints. I am ok.

[Tess @johnsontess12]

Thin mints are ruining my life

...but also can’t stop won’t stop

[Tess @johnsontess12]

Thin mints are ruining my life

...but also can’t stop won’t stop

[Tess @johnsontess12]

@yvettejolene Can you buy me an apple watched so I can be annoyed by your Apple Watch activity plz

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

1:00pm: gonna save the other half of this pizza for later

1:04pm: time for the rest of that pizza

[Tess @johnsontess12]

@Greenlvrgirl Omg this is so awesome 😂😂 yaasss Howard livin’ his best lyfe yo

[Tess @johnsontess12]

You know you’re old when you get motion sick while swinging at the park

[Tess @johnsontess12]

@yvettejolene L o l wait wut

[RealitySteve @RealitySteve]

You are looking live at the two-night “Bachelor” finale...

[RealitySteve @RealitySteve]

No one:

Literally no one:

Not a single fucking soul:

Chris: “Everyone is talking about ‘Bachelor: Listen To Your Heart!”

[yvette @yvettejolene]

while the book is better (like always), all the bright places movie still made me cry so idk watch it/read it, be nice to ppl and check up on your friends k thxxxx

[Tess @johnsontess12]

@yvettejolene If you want some, I have a coworker that can hook you uppppppp

[Tess @johnsontess12]

Hello @TJHeidenreich, I have *patiently* been waiting to order Girl Scout cookies from Eve. Please bring home the order form to @Greenlvrgirl so she can bring it to work.. ok thx baiiiii 😆

[Tess @johnsontess12]

@yvettejolene Lololol maybe I should have used to word “taught” 😂🤔

[Tess @johnsontess12]

Me every morning to my dog. I’ve even trained my daughter to say bye & I love so much 😭❤️

[km.xo @kariMeili_]

Highkey this one had the best use of this audio lol