Peeon

a vibe

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How to commit tax fraud

A thread:

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I can’t stop geocaching

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Trials and tribulations in the summer is a no-go for me

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Using my birth certificate at bars

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Slob

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Who else got skin in the game?

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Godspeed to DoorDash drivers today

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Gm, once again

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I refer to everything as pre-covid or post-covid like it’s war

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Current favorite word: #expand

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Male loneliness? The only thing lonely is my hand without a cold one

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What’s that thing snakes do? Sharting?

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I feel like a 1970s salsera dancer

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Luol Deng.

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I need a joke to scratch my cerebrum

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Craving insulin

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Addiction or dedication?

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95% the time, I think people talking about Kamala Harris are talking about Alvin Kamara

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@davi111399 Grindr

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Humor is just like an NBA career. You hit your peak, then fall down and nobody is laughing anymore. Just a “was” not an “is”. Jersey sales decline. Divorce. Kids say mom’s new boyfriend is cooler than you. Happens to everyone

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My days are simple:
Wake up 🥱
Gamble 💰
remember her laugh 😔
Gamble 💸
Sleep 😴