John Stanton

Finance (where the money is) | 4 years of eligibility | Patriot🇺🇸

[John Stanton @johnstanton007]

@CPA_Doug69 Convinced the drones cleaners don’t do shit. Just charge an outrageous price to squirt water on the window

[John Stanton @johnstanton007]

Tanner Engstrand is a fucking wizard!

[John Stanton @johnstanton007]

I have a VERY reputable source who says that Aaron Rodgers is a gay man. I’m not judging, but it would be a huge story if he brought his man wife around

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Strange: Aaron Rodgers’ ‘phantom’ wife is still a mystery to family and Steelers players...

It's been five months since Rodgers' marriage reveal.

😳😳😳

[John Stanton @johnstanton007]

Donald Trump announcing the commanders lions game was not something I expected to hear today.

[John Stanton @johnstanton007]

@GIlliniwek It’s the most embarrassing thing ever. Torture every single Sunday.

[John Stanton @johnstanton007]

Girl just asked me if there are games on. I said no and she goes there’s gotta be a west coast game on. I think I’m in love

[John Stanton @johnstanton007]

THIS IS A FUCKING SLAP IN THE FACE TO NEYLAND STADIUM. DO NOT LET THESE SACKS OF SHIT IN MY STADIUM.

[Vol Report @AllVolReport]

BREAKING: The Savannah Bananas will play inside Neyland Stadium on May 23.

[John Stanton @johnstanton007]

@GIlliniwek The worst gang in America

[John Stanton @johnstanton007]

@schoolsucks2003 I was so jealous when I saw you out there

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I have nothing but nice things to say about Dublin Ohio

[John Stanton @johnstanton007]

We’ve made it gentlemen, I’m ready for my heart to be broken.

[John Stanton @johnstanton007]

Advisor just had me drop a finance class for pickleball so I graduate on time. This school is so stupid and I love it.

[John Stanton @johnstanton007]

How does everyone in the fucking world have a lake house, but me?

[John Stanton @johnstanton007]

Turn on ESPN the ocho.

Air guitar competition is on

[John Stanton @johnstanton007]

Shocker the throbbing headache goes away once I have a Zyn and a coffee

[John Stanton @johnstanton007]

Staying up past my bedtime time watch overtime.

Only 50 more years of this 9-5 bullshit.

[John Stanton @johnstanton007]

Anyone who had directv will agree

[John Stanton @johnstanton007]

Sue me, but I fucking have Scott Hanson. I miss @AndrewSiciliano, Directv red zone was so much better

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Scott Hanson announced today that he is returning for his 17th season as host of NFL RedZone. “100 days from now = NFL RedZone & for those wondering: Yes, I will be there,” Hanson posted on social media. “We have A LOT of TDs to watch together!”

[John Stanton @johnstanton007]

I fell asleep when the Oilers were up 3-1 and Knicks were winning by 16. What the fuck happened last night?

[John Stanton @johnstanton007]

I love when my car shakes uncontrollably on the highway