Sicilian John

Goth Girl Enthusiast™️ 🖤

[Sicilian John @johnstclair97]

Life’s sweeter with you

[OJC @prodojc]

never say never

[Sicilian John @johnstclair97]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE YEAR IVE BEEN WORKING AT MY COMPANY I PITCHED SOMETHING TO MY BOSS AND HE REALLY LIKED IT IM FUCKING MANIC IN THE OFFICE RN

[Sicilian John @johnstclair97]

Update: it’s 4am and I am debating on whether getting hit by a car or doing this presentation is worse

[Sicilian John @johnstclair97]

Dropped the ball hard on a presentation meant for top level veterinarian technicians today for my boss. Will I be able to deliver and communicate graduate level concepts to a room full of board-certified vet techs in a day? Find out next time on My life Is Hell

[Sicilian John @johnstclair97]

@ElNegroJefe00 I feel that bro

[Sicilian John @johnstclair97]

@yung_pattywan I have no motorcycle 🥲 the OG ones are the only bad decisions I have left in my life

[Sicilian John @johnstclair97]

@yung_pattywan Bro I collected mini figs a few years ago and I have so many I still haven’t painted or built yet 😭 but those new ones shining on my screen look so nice

[Sicilian John @johnstclair97]

I was already not having fun on Twitter anymore, but it was my unfortunate internet addiction. Now this 600 tweet limit came out and I think I’m done. Idk what to do, prob make a new ig and follow artists I like and go to tiktok for memes or sumthn iunno 🫡 it’s been an honor 🫡

[Sicilian John @johnstclair97]

Watched a chair chase a cat for 2 hours
10/10

[Sicilian John @johnstclair97]

@Michaelbarnesy We evolving out here 😭

[Sicilian John @johnstclair97]

I just got offered a full time salaried position and I think I’m gonna throw up I’m excited

[Sicilian John @johnstclair97]

@6gabeuhtsex9 I hope companies look at my Twitter in the future

[Sicilian John @johnstclair97]

I love being the only person at my job. Blaming a team that doesn’t exist for my mistakes really makes me feel like a true business man 🤣

[Sicilian John @johnstclair97]

Bro part of my job is working with canine supplements and I had a call today where I reached out to a customer and her dog passed away an hour before I called her 😭

[Sicilian John @johnstclair97]

Where is everyone buying their turtlenecks at? I’m trying to get on this wave of looking like a Simi Valley tech bro

[Sicilian John @johnstclair97]

Fellas, is using a toilet seat gay

[Sicilian John @johnstclair97]

Just learned one of the regulars at my store has a Dairy Queen tramp stamp 🫥

[k℮nji @gomenstruation]

if I had to see it

[Sicilian John @johnstclair97]

Bro I was listening to my Spotify wrapped at my new job this morning, I left to talk with my boss and when we got back to my office, TELL ME WHY SUCK MY DICK HOE BY LIL B WAS PLAYING BROOOO 😭😭💀💀

[Sicilian John @johnstclair97]

@_owaka Start watching and maybe you’ll be included