kevinjohnston

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[kevinjohnston @johnston_07]

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[kevinjohnston @johnston_07]

@therealforch @BiIIMurray Dr McGillicuddy brown pops and peach schnapps

[kevinjohnston @johnston_07]

Step one cook bacon to put on sandwich step two eat bacon step three make sandwich

[kevinjohnston @johnston_07]

@therealforch @MensHumor yah I'll have cold one

[kevinjohnston @johnston_07]

These terrorists in Canada should be executed on the spot in the middle of the fucking street #killemall

[kevinjohnston @johnston_07]

@therealforch gotta send as text I don't have Iphone anymore so no I msg

[kevinjohnston @johnston_07]

@therealforch your phone donezo again?

[kevinjohnston @johnston_07]

Note to self do not bet money on the leafs ever

[kevinjohnston @johnston_07]

Life is simple when your only problem is how much beer to bring in the boat

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

The #Ravens have terminated RB Ray Rice's contract this afternoon.

[kevinjohnston @johnston_07]

#fml

[kevinjohnston @johnston_07]

I'm going to move to India and become a taxi driver just to fuck with them

[kevinjohnston @johnston_07]

Deciding whether I want captain crunch or fruit loops for dinner by playing ini mini. Miney moe is the age level I'm at right now

[kevinjohnston @johnston_07]

Girls who wear too much make up 🙅🙅🙅🙅 No

[kevinjohnston @johnston_07]

Tomorrow you're mine @jennahdamico

[kevinjohnston @johnston_07]

There's such a thing as left over booze?

[kevinjohnston @johnston_07]

26 years old and just bought joint pain medication #fuck

[kevinjohnston @johnston_07]

Just one more ... After one more @jenacush but seriously just one more #blackout

[kevinjohnston @johnston_07]

@theedust ass juice......