Calum Johnstone

[Calum Johnstone @johnstone_calum]

Northampton baby👍🤣🍺

[Calum Johnstone @johnstone_calum]

Skegvegas baby 2026 here we go🤣👍🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

[Calum Johnstone @johnstone_calum]

Skegvagas baby👍🍺🍺🍺🍺

[Calum Johnstone @johnstone_calum]

@LeeMaddy1968 Put it in your petrol tank lol nae point in waisting it🤣👍

[Calum Johnstone @johnstone_calum]

Taunton this weekend beautiful👍🍺🤣

[Calum Johnstone @johnstone_calum]

Oaft👍👍🤣🍺

[Calum Johnstone @johnstone_calum]

@NoContextEPL @SwearingSport Pity they don't disappear as quick as the other 2🤨

[Calum Johnstone @johnstone_calum]

@CasualBantam Only fools and horses moment there with Rodney and trigger lol👍😁

[Calum Johnstone @johnstone_calum]

Skegvagas baby red hoat pots que🤣🤣🤣🍺🍺🍺🍺

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@LeeMaddy1968 Belive it or no this is Scotland big boy👍🤣🤣🤣

[Calum Johnstone @johnstone_calum]

When yer kids are 21 and 18 and yi still put a coo oan the steak pie cos there still your bairns🤣👍

[Calum Johnstone @johnstone_calum]

When your making Christmas dinner on Christmas eve cos your Mrs is working and the zeus has not let you oot his sight lol🎅👍🤣

[Calum Johnstone @johnstone_calum]

@gerry_carney @PaulHeatonSolo Your punching dianne🤣🤣🤣

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@LeeMaddy1968 Winter time m8 that doesn't come aff tae the spring👍🤣

[Calum Johnstone @johnstone_calum]

22° 10.20 am nearly time for a pint👍🤣🍺

[Calum Johnstone @johnstone_calum]

@LeeMaddy1968 Fecking he'll m8😯

[Calum Johnstone @johnstone_calum]

@gerry_carney Just missing the cherry and the umbrella lol👍😁

[Calum Johnstone @johnstone_calum]

@LeeMaddy1968 Naw lol🤣🤣🤣

[Calum Johnstone @johnstone_calum]

Had written this aff at half time goan yerself Bournemouth 👀👀👍⚽️