kelly johnston

[kelly johnston @johnstonnk]

Is it still a sign if you're looking for signs????

[kelly johnston @johnstonnk]

Why doesn't @Snapchat have a paint fill option yet

[kelly johnston @johnstonnk]

Have I made 100 new deer acquaintances since starting this job or have I made 1 best deer friend??? #canweallwearnametags

[kelly johnston @johnstonnk]

NEWS FLASH If your respect for women is conditional (meaning only when they act or dress a certain way), you don't respect women

[kelly johnston @johnstonnk]

If I mix cream with water do I have milk for my cheerios???

[kelly johnston @johnstonnk]

For every person out there who thinks sharing deodorant is gross there's someone like me using your deodorant

[kelly johnston @johnstonnk]

Upstairs neighbour: you're either a Mississippi girl or you're not and no amount of Faith Hill will change that!!!!!!!!!

[kelly johnston @johnstonnk]

Rihanna on bates motel is just a huge reminder that this is all fake and I'll probably never have a relentless imaginary friend named Norma

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

🌱let me grow or let me go🌱

[kelly johnston @johnstonnk]

How much of my life have I spent waiting 5 seconds to skip YouTube advertisements

[kelly johnston @johnstonnk]

If the @arkellsmusic can't make it to Moncton to perform tomorrow then I can't make it to class to write my midterm and that seems fair

[kelly johnston @johnstonnk]

It is far too often that I'm unable to distinguish if that happened last night while I was stoned or if I dreamed that

[kelly johnston @johnstonnk]

there is no motivation

[kelly johnston @johnstonnk]

@Danny_Oliver51 @MarchedAway Are you researching st. Stephen right now?? Lol #BellLetsTalk

[kelly johnston @johnstonnk]

@Danny_Oliver51 @iannuzzicarlo @MarchedAway @kenzmartin_13 Just use my mouth #BellLetsTalk